# talk **URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/c/talk/34.md?page=925 [Latest](https://forum.kirupa.com/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forum.kirupa.com/categories.md) **Page:** 926 --- ## [How Long Would It Take To Kill Bill Gates With An Axe?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-long-would-it-take-to-kill-bill-gates-with-an-axe/72063)
**Author:** [@radioxromance](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/radioxromance)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-long-would-it-take-to-kill-bill-gates-with-an-axe/72063 "2004-12-01T22:58:38Z")
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/paul/bill.shtml this is pretty good. --- ## [Check out my rack ;)](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/check-out-my-rack/72059)
**Author:** [@jw06](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/jw06)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/check-out-my-rack/72059 "2004-12-01T22:19:31Z")
\[smiley\] So I finally got my rack all installed and everything wired. I have a 24 port patch panel on top.. Followed by a 24 port dell switch. Then the monitor, keyboard, and mouse... On that shelf I also have my 4 por… --- ## [The Sims 2 Update Available](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-sims-2-update-available/72053)
**Author:** [@senocular](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/senocular)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-sims-2-update-available/72053 "2004-12-01T21:38:15Z")
http://thesims2.ea.com/update/ Get it now. Resolves the infamous "jump bug" which made it near impossible for some to play the game. (Other than that, some other small bugs and crashes were addressed, though nothing h… --- ## [Free Flash Sounds | Soundpack](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/free-flash-sounds-soundpack/72041)
**Author:** [@beatsuite\_com](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/beatsuite_com)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/free-flash-sounds-soundpack/72041 "2004-12-01T19:38:07Z")
Hi, We have recently released a Free ‘Soundpack’ containing 17 button/click type sounds ideal for Flash Developers and Multimedia Professionals. These have been designed for use with websites, cd-rom and other user int… --- ## [Site of the Week (December 1st - December 8th)](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/site-of-the-week-december-1st-december-8th/72039)
**Author:** [@kirupa](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/kirupa)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/site-of-the-week-december-1st-december-8th/72039 "2004-12-01T19:21:29Z")
If you wish to be considered for this week, please read the summary of rules: 1) Reply by the end of December 8th to be considered for this week's award. 2) Include the URL and your email address. Only the webmaste… --- ## [Yet another Resume Critique](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/yet-another-resume-critique/72029)
**Author:** [@sirtimbly](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sirtimbly)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/yet-another-resume-critique/72029 "2004-12-01T17:39:44Z")
Here is a resume that I actually tried to apply some design knowledge to. gasp So, rather than the word template that I have been using I decided to do something different. Not that its cutting edge, but I would still re… --- ## [A site to experiment AS on](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/a-site-to-experiment-as-on/72016)
**Author:** [@info\_rkirby\_com](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/info_rkirby_com)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/a-site-to-experiment-as-on/72016 "2004-12-01T15:01:55Z")
This site was an opportunity to practice AS2 and OOP on so a few of the pages on the DSL section reflect this. The problem is, that the site has a disjointed feel as a result. But it was a freebie and therefore they did … --- ## [Microsoft Works ;)](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/microsoft-works/71993)
**Author:** [@ya3](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/ya3)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 9:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/microsoft-works/71993 "2004-12-01T09:50:00Z")
Hahah! It just struck me - "Microsoft Works" is an oxymoron \[smiley\] ...a rather random piece of trivia \[rabbit\] --- ## [Letters](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/letters/71991)
**Author:** [@sameerzs](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sameerzs)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/letters/71991 "2004-12-01T09:36:26Z")
Read it, you'll know. Letter to God Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I … --- ## [Hardcore ATHF](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hardcore-athf/71974)
**Author:** [@meatman2k2](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/meatman2k2)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hardcore-athf/71974 "2004-12-01T03:47:52Z")
Since i am such a hardcore ATHF (Aqua Teen Hunger Force). The creators finally made a song about my fav characters. Hint my avatar so check it out and tell me what you think! www.adultswim.com/misc/downloads/audio/a… --- ## [Anyone need a dell poweredge server?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/anyone-need-a-dell-poweredge-server/71967)
**Author:** [@li0n](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/li0n)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/anyone-need-a-dell-poweredge-server/71967 "2004-12-01T02:49:40Z")
I know that this is probably not the right place to post this. I had an order for 5 servers and only 4 were needed. Dual 3.2ghz p4 1mb cache p4, 800 fsb, 1.5ddr ram, raid 5, 3 80gig hd's, sata raid ctrl w/ 64mb cache, dv… --- ## [WIP::Alien Head](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/wip-alien-head/71966)
**Author:** [@jfoley](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/jfoley)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/wip-alien-head/71966 "2004-12-01T02:27:37Z")
Just made an alien head for fun. \[smile\] Modeling Time: 2 hrs 45 min \[image\] Here is the wireframe mesh \[image\] --- ## [What do You think of my picture?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-my-picture/71963)
**Author:** [@vendi](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/vendi)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-my-picture/71963 "2004-12-01T02:19:21Z")
What do You think of my picture? http://komiksi.50megs.com - a new movie coming soon! --- ## [Touching the Void - Movie/Documentary](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/touching-the-void-movie-documentary/71957)
**Author:** [@grinch](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/grinch)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [December 1, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/touching-the-void-movie-documentary/71957 "2004-12-01T01:50:12Z")
Hey everyone, I got the idea of posting this thread from an issue brought up in someother thread. I saw this movie, "Reaching the Void", which is a documentary about 2 men of superioir skill in mountain climbing, and try… --- ## [Does anyone know any ultra simplicitic sites?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/does-anyone-know-any-ultra-simplicitic-sites/71914)
**Author:** [@mlkedave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mlkedave)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/does-anyone-know-any-ultra-simplicitic-sites/71914 "2004-11-30T17:46:53Z")
Can someone please give me links to those cool ultra simplistic sites. Almost text only they are so simplistic. Thanks. Mike --- ## [Spam the spammers](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/spam-the-spammers/71902)
**Author:** [@GreenLantern](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/GreenLantern)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/spam-the-spammers/71902 "2004-11-30T15:29:17Z")
So you go and get this screen saver from lycos, and then it hits known spam websites. Thus generating traffic on their website. Does this sound like a DOS attack to anyone else? http://www.vnunet.com/news/1159749 --- ## [When vacuum cleaners do politics =)](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-vacuum-cleaners-do-politics/71896)
**Author:** [@mlk](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mlk)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-vacuum-cleaners-do-politics/71896 "2004-11-30T14:18:54Z")
Thought that would bring a smile to some people.. Our landlords gave us new hoovers recently (the brand is called 'Bush') and here was the customer helpline paper that went with it... Tell me that was innocent :sigh… --- ## [Whose heading to Fraklin Field, Philly Wednesday?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whose-heading-to-fraklin-field-philly-wednesday/71873)
**Author:** [@minimalistik](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/minimalistik)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whose-heading-to-fraklin-field-philly-wednesday/71873 "2004-11-30T07:58:40Z")
Is anyone who lives in Philadelphia or around going to see the Australians play against the Tomahawks on Wednesday? Hope you guys that are going enjoy the taste of NRL with no guard protection and teams being ofensive an… --- ## [New to Linux](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-to-linux/71868)
**Author:** [@Vexir](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Vexir)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-to-linux/71868 "2004-11-30T06:39:54Z")
Hey I want to start using and experimenting Linux (I know nothing as of rgith now) and I plan to run a dual boot. Can anyone suggest a good free (or cheap) Linux .. er.. version? like I would have picked SuSE but its p… --- ## [Help: Unable to install SiS7012 Driver](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/help-unable-to-install-sis7012-driver/71867)
**Author:** [@hsadan](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hsadan)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/help-unable-to-install-sis7012-driver/71867 "2004-11-30T06:36:41Z")
When I try to install the SiS7012 driver, i keep getting the error -536870397 and then "fail to install audio driver for xp. Setup will exit". i've googled it and it seems to be a common problem, but i cant find the so… --- ## [How many Computers do You have?](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-many-computers-do-you-have/71866)
**Author:** [@aknatn](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/aknatn)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-many-computers-do-you-have/71866 "2004-11-30T06:29:05Z")
Was curious how many computers or web appliances the average Kirupian has on their network. I have 7, seems like alot, that's what brought this up \[smile\] 1 Ipaq 1 laptop 4 desktops 1 ps2 --- ## [Critiques about the base of my site](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/critiques-about-the-base-of-my-site/71864)
**Author:** [@e\_sarbak](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/e_sarbak)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/critiques-about-the-base-of-my-site/71864 "2004-11-30T06:10:38Z")
Here is the start of my site This site will be the site of Fine Arts Festival in our school I need your critiqs --- ## [Wife Swap](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/wife-swap/71861)
**Author:** [@Mik3](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Mik3)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/wife-swap/71861 "2004-11-30T05:01:41Z")
OMG, the show wife swap today was crazy. This crazy Vegan lady goes over to another house and when the dog went pee in the house she grabbed it by the neck and put the dog's face into the puddle of pee. Then she wacked t… --- ## [Check out band website](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/check-out-band-website/71844)
**Author:** [@Fidelity88](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Fidelity88)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/check-out-band-website/71844 "2004-11-30T02:19:42Z")
Hey everyone, here is a demo of a website that I am doing for a band in the area... Now remember, this is only a demo so dont slam me because some of the things dont work, but please give critique on layout, design, etc.… --- ## [Something cool to look at!](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/something-cool-to-look-at/71837)
**Author:** [@biupil](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/biupil)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/something-cool-to-look-at/71837 "2004-11-30T00:48:24Z")
\[font=Times New Roman\]If you like extreme racing you guys have got to go to this site and have a look! It is for an air race. It feels like you are flying right along side, and you can switch to a bunch of different ca… --- ## [Just did Stock Market course!](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/just-did-stock-market-course/71835)
**Author:** [@zacus](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zacus)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 30, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/just-did-stock-market-course/71835 "2004-11-30T00:41:18Z")
heya again, ive been away the last few days in Sydney doing a stock market course with a guy called Devid Novac, dont know if uv heard of him, but my parents hav been good friends with him for ages, its really exiting st… --- ## [A tribute to the ordered forum](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/a-tribute-to-the-ordered-forum/71831)
**Author:** [@Kay](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Kay)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 29, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/a-tribute-to-the-ordered-forum/71831 "2004-11-29T23:43:37Z")
Before it is forever erased from the kirupa servers and history I would like to know which thread is your favourite and why Gratuity tipping http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69721 I've never read an… --- ## [(((Weekly Swift 3D 'Addict' Winners)))](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/weekly-swift-3d-addict-winners/71830)
**Author:** [@jfoley](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/jfoley)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 29, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/weekly-swift-3d-addict-winners/71830 "2004-11-29T23:36:03Z")
\*\* Swift 3D 'Addict' Winners! \*\* \[image\] If you frequently find yourself basking in the warm glow of the Swift 3D interface during the wee hours of the night, perhaps you qualify as a Swift 3D Addict. Although … --- ## [(((Swift 3D 'Addict' Recognition - Amy Baniecki)))](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/swift-3d-addict-recognition-amy-baniecki/71821)
**Author:** [@jfoley](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/jfoley)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 29, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/swift-3d-addict-recognition-amy-baniecki/71821 "2004-11-29T22:09:21Z")
Congrats to our Swift 3D Addict Amy Baniecki. Amy created a simple robot-like humanoid, set up the hierarchy and then animated a walkcycle with the robot. The robot itself is comprised of simple shapes (primarily sph… --- ## [Skype audio trouble - Chirping](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/skype-audio-trouble-chirping/71816)
**Author:** [@eilsoe](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/eilsoe)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 29, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/skype-audio-trouble-chirping/71816 "2004-11-29T21:36:41Z")
Hey all! Me and the girl just got Skype installed, and whenever we have the connection open, we get this weird chirping sound... weird thing is, if I put my finger over the mic, the chirping goes away... :huh: I ha… [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/c/talk/34.md?page=924) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/c/talk/34.md?page=926)