# ^\_^ I use the interwebs!

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**Created:** [August 6, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/--i-use-the-interwebs/234863 "2007-08-06T20:37:22Z")
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### Author: ![Qued](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a8b319/32.png) [@Qued](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Qued)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/--i-use-the-interwebs/234863/1 "2007-08-06T20:37:22Z")

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FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE INTERNET USER LOTTERY  
PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Dear Internet User,

YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR USING THE INTERNET.

I am pleased to inform you that one of the best things that can happen  
to any Internet user is to be rewarded for spending money  
and time on the Internet. You may not have known that over one hundred  
billion people daily surf the Internet on regular basis for  
one reason or other. These Internet users including yourself, pay access  
fees to various Internet Service Providers (ISP) all  
over the word who in turn remit surfplus funds to the numerous World Wide  
Internet Technology Companies (WWITC) for the  
development and advancement of Global Information Technology.

So much money is generated from people like you all over the World for  
using the Information Superhighway (the Internet)  
without your being aware the enormous sum that go to the stake holders  
(WWWITC).  
Without your patronage, this would not have been possible. After we  
conducted a research  
on the issue, we concluded that Internet users should be compensated. As a  
result, we embarked on a worldwide lottery promotion  
with a sophisticated automated database to randomly select E-mail accounts  
that frequently surf the Internet. Consequent  
upon this, your E-mail address was picked for Category “A” Winners.

After the automated computer ballot, your E-mail address emerged as a  
winner in the category “A” with the following numbers  
attached Ref Number: PW EH 9590 OG 0612,Batch Number: PA  
563881545-NL/2007

You and other category “A” winners are therefore to receive a cash prize of  
Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars  
($2,5000,000.00) respectively from the total payout of One Billion US  
Dollars earmarked in the lottery for category “A” winners.  
Your prize award has been insured with your E-mail address, which qualified  
you for the lottery and will be transferred to you upon  
meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations  
and satisfactory proof of E-mail address  
ownership.

To file in for the processing of your money, you are advised to contact our  
certified and accredited claims agent for category “A”  
winners with the information below:

CLAIMS AGENT.  
Mr. Gordon Blackwell.  
Phone: +31-617-679-822  
Fax: +31 84 739 0336  
Email: [surf\_glack@yahoo.de](mailto:surf_glack@yahoo.de)

You will provide him with the following information:

First name:  
Last Name:  
Telephone/Fax number:  
Nationality:  
Age:  
Occupation:  
NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, thereafter  
unclaimed funds would be forfeited after a trio repeated  
forwarding of this message to you without your response. Remember to quote  
your reference information in all correspondence.  
(Ref No: PW EH 9590 OG 0612, Batch No: PA 563881545-NL/2007),

You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your  
reference numbers and the password of your E-mail  
address. Since we do not know you, if an impostor hacks your E-mail account  
ID and claims your money without our knowledge, we  
shall not be liable. Double claims will not be entertained so be careful.  
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do  
inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations! Thank you for being a user of the World Wide Web.

Yours Faithfully,  
Marry Jones  
Lottery Coordinator.  
Thank you and  
congratulations!!!