# 40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work (ADD MORE)

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**Created:** [May 14, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/40-things-youd-love-to-say-out-loud-at-work-add-more/260297 "2008-05-14T08:43:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![ditt0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@ditt0](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/ditt0)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/40-things-youd-love-to-say-out-loud-at-work-add-more/260297/21 "2008-05-15T20:51:59Z")

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1. Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
2. Think and surprise us all.
3. Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
4. There are no stupid questions, only a lot of inquisitive idiots.
5. You can’t fix stupidity.
6. Earth is full. Go home.

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**Author:** ![pablo\_2006](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c67d28/32.png) [@pablo\_2006](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/pablo_2006)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/40-things-youd-love-to-say-out-loud-at-work-add-more/260297/22 "2008-05-15T23:42:58Z")

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[FONT=Arial]58. Meanwhile, i’ll be on planet earth if you need me. [/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]59. I’d insult you, but you’re not bright enough to notice.[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]60. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]61. You’re so far up the MD’s bum, you can see the soles of Satan’s feet[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]62. Until you turned up, I thought the X-Files were merely fiction[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]63. If the next face lift pulls her skin any tighter, she’ll have a beard to worry about too[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]64. I thought the Nazi Party had been defeated[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]65. Compared to you, Ronald McDonald is a rocket scientist[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]66. Try swapping your suit for a pair of floppy clown shoes and a fresh pair of hoopla pants, you’ll feel more at home[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]67. You have the mind of a two year old, and I’m betting he thought it was a fair swap[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]68. You’re living proof that condoms don’t work[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]69. Does your father have webbed toes too?[/FONT]  
[FONT=Arial]70. How about we run a flag pole up you and see who salutes it[/FONT]

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