# 50 dollars is 50 dollars **URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/50-dollars-is-50-dollars/143846 **Category:** Uncategorized **Created:** [April 9, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/50-dollars-is-50-dollars/143846 "2005-04-09T05:29:22Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@999](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/999) #### Post date: [April 9, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/50-dollars-is-50-dollars/143846/1 "2005-04-09T05:29:22Z")
:lol: Thought this was pretty good and never heard it before. Sorry bout the caps its a copy n paste. MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER”. ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED , " I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS". ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID, " ESTHER, I’M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON’T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE". ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS". THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID, " FOLKS I’LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I’LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON’T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT’S 50 DOLLARS". MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID, " BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN’T. I’M IMPRESSED!" \> MORRIS REPLIED, " WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."