A baboonaphile

I was looking trough the urbandictionary and found this.
I just thought it is really funny.

                A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

                One who molests Baboons
      *Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...*

                A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them [sweet-nothings](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sweet-nothings)whispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.
      *ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?

AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he’d wait for us to get a few ho’s drunk, then go for the minors…
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: **** him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?*