# Absipositutley spamdom **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849 "2003-08-31T22:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Illuminae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@Illuminae](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Illuminae)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/1 "2003-08-31T22:10:53Z")
this thread can serve as a sounding board for anyone who feels the urge to spam. all misfits of order and regimen can find a safe harbor within the pages of this thread. anything goes as long as it fits within the kirupa rules, except for the hijacking sign. so on a lighter note, my chikens were quite funny this morning. i was feeding them bits of moistened bagel from off my deck and one of the bagel bits fell on the top of one of them, and she was tryign to pluck it off, but she couldnt so she wound up spinning in circles like a dog chasing its tail. furthermore, im not too fond of iceberg lettuce. it has the nutritional content of cardboard, and honestly, it just doesnt taste that good. my dad likes that iceberg lettuce in a bag with the shredded carrots and cabbage, but i am hardcore into the ‘exotic’ greens. give me a fresh head of chickory with some fresh garlic and extra virgin olive oil and a lemon and ill be happy as a pig in poopey. or that mesculin salad, that is quite good as well. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/2 "2003-08-31T22:12:40Z")
viva la revolution! :rambo: this hijack thing :-\ not feeling it on a happier note: I had a flawless driving lesson today - which pleased me a great deal… my test is on tuesday! Apparently only 40% of applicants pass first time… 🙂 [COLOR=silver][SIZE=1]_waits for thread to be deleted_[/SIZE] [/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/3 "2003-08-31T22:14:06Z")
Dont take your test on Friday, cos even if you drove well they have to fail a certain amount of people by the end of the week! Oh and I think there should be a crusade against smoking! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/4 "2003-08-31T22:14:47Z")
ooo!!! fantastic!!! good humbly bumbly luck to you my friend!!! good luck! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/5 "2003-08-31T22:25:20Z")
Why do red people hate the anti-red signs? Why do white people hate the anti-white signs? Why do Hindus hate the anti-hindu signs? Same reason Asphalt hates the anti-hijacking sign. CAUSE HE HIJACKS. /me is a genius. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/6 "2003-08-31T22:26:54Z")
pfft. I cannae help it if I’m funny _and_ random 😛 Anyway, threads that have an unserious topic are always likely to go a little wayward eventually… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/7 "2003-08-31T22:28:43Z")
poop5 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pp) Slang n. ``` Excrement. ``` intr.v. pooped, poop·ing, poops ``` To defecate. ``` ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/8 "2003-08-31T22:44:58Z")
I LOVE GOD. I AM GETTING QUITE SICK OF ATHEISM. i am getting sick of the attitude that because i have faith that makes me weak, or unedumacated, or gullible. i am sick of people telling me i am wrong. i am sick of people judging me. ya know what? you dont believe in God? i dont care. its not my job to try and save your rear ends. but stay out of my face and let me believe what i want. furthermore, i think it’s c0cky, self-centered and narrowminded to write off God because you cant see Him. God isnt invisible, and there are signs everywhere, everyday, to everyone. its you who choses to ignore the obvious becuase human flaw is to think that we are God. (i am speaking of the universal you, this isnt directed to anyone specifically) scientific proof can kiss it. years ago there was scientific proof about this and that, people laughed at louis pasteur when he proposed the existence of germs… you see what im gettign at here. do i have scientific proof that God exists? yes. i have proof in myself because i know God and i feel Him in everything around me, everything alive. i know God because i talk to Him and he answers. and i don’t mean he answers in some vague way that imagination can play upon. i hear Him, i see Him, and i have physical, PHYSICAL, MATERIAL, gifts that God has given me. not that i need anymore proof, but its nice anyhow. over the years my brain has started to get mushy in spots, but perhaps one of the most pertinent epiphanies i have ever had was when i was about 2 years old. i was in the car with my mom and for some reason or another we were in a discussion about jesus. i think jehovas had come a knockin earlier, so my mother was explaining different religions and such. and she said that some people did not believe that Jesus was the son of God. so at this i was completely aghast, and i was quiet for a moment and thought… and then this is what i said… "mommy, do people believe a tree grows and has leaves? “ and she said yes, gina and then i thought for another moment, and i said "hmmph, well, i guess _that’s_ because they can see it…” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/9 "2003-08-31T22:51:11Z")
well, I say believe in what you want! (that includes hijacking ;)) [COLOR=silver][SIZE=1](disclaimer: hijacking - not of planes and other modes of transportation mind you)[/SIZE] [/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/10 "2003-08-31T22:53:06Z")
very profound… one thing…it is your job to save those around you, and it also their choice to condemn and inwardly hate you. meditate on this…the ultimate goal man will ever achieve is love…and just as equally the ultimate failure a man can reach is hate. i think it was neitsche that said that… blessings. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/11 "2003-08-31T22:56:08Z")
_“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be love loved in return!”_ - Ewan McGregor said that, Moulin Rouge, 2001 :love: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/12 "2003-08-31T22:58:10Z")
spoken like a true prophet. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/13 "2003-08-31T23:05:07Z")
> \*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy \* > \*\*viva la revolution! :rambo: this hijack thing :-\ not feeling it\*\* I hate it too, there was no need to change the way things worked. Threads are now going to die after 2 pages, and I’m going to die of boredom… - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/14 "2003-08-31T23:07:05Z")
> \*Originally posted by Soul \* > **I hate it too, there was no need to change the way things worked. Threads are now going to die after 2 pages, and I’m going to die of boredom…** > w00t! blood brothers! :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/15 "2003-08-31T23:09:26Z")
whoa! big time surprise there… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/16 "2003-08-31T23:11:42Z")
We never had much of a problem keeping threads going before you two joined. Phil used to be able to keep threads going and he basically built up random. But then when he moved and didn’t post for a long time, and many of the other mods left it seemed like the spam/hijacking took over. But now that phil’s back and we have other mods and people who post in random and can have good topics that aren’t just totally useless spam (that’s not even funny or entertaining to more than maybe 2 or 3 people), i think we can live without the hijacking and spam. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/17 "2003-08-31T23:12:06Z")
I’m detecting sarcasm from rev… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/18 "2003-08-31T23:13:01Z")
Asphalt, shouldn’t the credit go to the script writer? Gina, I’m also a Christian! and blackpulp raises a good point, and one that is difficult to take sometimes. I think its important the way you share your faith with people. It is often more affective to let people know you’re a Christian and to allow them to come to you with questions, rather then preach to them and ram you’re views down their throats - this is most likely to switch them off! You should set an example by the way you live your life, and people will begin to ask questions, least i hope they would. One of my closest friends recently showed an interest in my faith, and I dont want to scare him off, so am trying to let him ask questions at his own pace… I have to hold back my excitement as to not freak him out! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/19 "2003-08-31T23:13:07Z")
![](http://redgolgi.com/temp/sign.jpg) :love::love::love: i just wanted to revive this… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/absipositutley-spamdom/29849/20 "2003-08-31T23:14:31Z")
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