# Afghan TV Guide

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [July 18, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970 "2003-07-18T02:38:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/1 "2003-07-18T02:38:43Z")

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MONDAYS  
8:00 Husseinfeld  
8:30 Mad About Everything  
9:00 Monday Night Stoning  
9:30 Win Bin Laden’s Money  
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS  
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune  
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It’s Right  
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things  
9:30 Afganistan’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers  
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS  
8:00 Beat The Press  
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?  
9:00 Married With 139 Children  
9:30 Just Shoot Everything  
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS  
8:00 Osama and Grace  
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?  
9:00 Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and  
Veils  
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban  
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS  
8:00 Judge Omar  
8:30 TeleTalibans  
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things  
9:30 Cave and Garden Television  
10:00 Allah McBeal

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/2 "2003-07-18T02:50:49Z")

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haha tahts good.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/3 "2003-07-18T02:56:35Z")

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LOl hahahahhahaha

Just shoot everything!

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/4 "2003-07-18T03:06:28Z")

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do they even have TV?

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/5 "2003-07-18T14:53:34Z")

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lol 😛

very funny… where is phil to see this :q:

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/6 "2003-07-18T15:03:04Z")

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haha! This is great.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/7 "2003-07-18T15:06:30Z")

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no kidding - bob spung square turban was my favorite 🙂

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/8 "2003-07-18T15:22:15Z")

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lol…just shoot everything…

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/9 "2003-07-18T15:32:33Z")

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lol, i started thinking that this was an _actual_ tv guide excerpt with all the american shows typoed.

haha, my favorite is TeleTalibans.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/25970/10 "2003-07-18T15:33:55Z")

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They totally missed Buffy The Infidel Slayer though, I’m very disappointed…