# Ah, i'm under attack! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666 "2003-06-20T20:10:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Alex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Alex)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/1 "2003-06-20T20:10:23Z")
The night of the eclips, some one tried to break into my neighbors house. 2 weeks ago, my brother and his girl friend, saw a flash light point into his window. Last night, some one did it again and tried to open it. Today, 2, 18 year olds came to my house, knocked on the door, ( i think that they were scoping the place out to see if any one was home). My dad was home because he took a vacation day. He answered the door, and he said that they had a susprised look on their faces. They made up some lame excuse that they where trying to sell something. My dad told them to get lost, or the cops are going to show up. I am now searching for my bat, incase some one does try, i can knock their head off. :skull: this is scary feeling knowing some one is trying to get in. We are thinking of getting an alarm system now, the dog just isnt working enough:-\ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/2 "2003-06-20T20:17:00Z")
Just take your neighbor’s “protected by ADT” sticker and put it on your window. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/3 "2003-06-20T20:21:15Z")
Morse - your assuming these idiots can read 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/4 "2003-06-20T20:22:32Z")
man, thats gotta be a bit weird. be careful though, and keep your eyes open. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/5 "2003-06-20T20:24:33Z")
here’s what you do if you don’t want criminals and/or burglars breaking into your house. Just follow thoriphes’ 5-simple step plan to safety: 1. Hang dead animals from the trees on your premises. Studies have shown that burglars tend to stay away from weird people who probably don’t have anything to be stolen anyway. 2. Put a sign on your door pointing to your next door neighbor’s house saying “He’s got better stuff”. For maximum effect, place similar signs on every door and window on your house. 3. Beartraps all over your lawn. Landmines for added effect. 4. Place “Police Line - Do Not Cross” tape around your house and have your womanhuman or child chalk a silhouette of a person laying on the ground on your driveway. 5. Have a tape recording of your dog constantly barking playing in a loop outside your home. This will usually drive away burglars, but if he succeeds, it will most likely draw attention as well. Follow my 5 simple steps and your home will be protected from burglars, criminals, and even China! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/6 "2003-06-20T20:25:17Z")
If i see any one at my window, im going to grab some fire crackers and throw them at them. either that or i can get my bat or a golf club. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/7 "2003-06-20T20:29:15Z")
hehe hoime alone! put firecrackers in a pot and light them off, then be like, “Ya good fur nothing mut, Johnny. Thats what you get for crossing the family.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/8 "2003-06-20T20:29:17Z")
just don’t injure them or they can sue you. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/9 "2003-06-20T20:30:59Z")
> \*Originally posted by Jubba \* > \*\*just don’t injure them or they can sue you. \*\* i know, but if some one gets in. i have every right to protect my self. Can they still sue if they get in and i break their head open?:rd: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/10 "2003-06-20T21:27:38Z")
if you are protecting your family, its fine. just dont kill the guy. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/11 "2003-06-20T21:31:56Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*Follow my 5 simple steps and your home will be protected from burglars, criminals, and even [color=red][size=3]China![/size][/color] \*\* > China lmao!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/12 "2003-06-20T21:32:30Z")
If they broke into your house, you have every right to injure them (or even kill them legally if it can be proven they forced their way into your home), if they are outside your house, they can sue you for any damage. Screwed up, but true. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/13 "2003-06-20T21:33:33Z")
If you kill them outside, then drag them into your house. . . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/14 "2003-06-20T21:34:44Z")
:bandit: lol dan. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/15 "2003-06-20T21:36:23Z")
> If you kill them outside, then drag them into your house. . . . Good thinking! lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/16 "2003-06-20T21:45:57Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/17 "2003-06-20T21:55:39Z")
> \*Originally posted by telekinesis \* > \*\*If you kill them outside, then drag them into your house. . . . \*\* just make sure to cover up the drag marks… 😉 Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/18 "2003-06-20T21:56:51Z")
and wipe off the vinyl side of your house… 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/19 "2003-06-20T22:12:19Z")
and make it look like they broke in, so breake stuff ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/20 "2003-06-20T22:14:50Z")
Your welcome for the tip! I kill a lot of people that are in front of my house so I am very experienced at it, if you need someone killed give me a plane ticket and take me to your house and then call them over. . . . . [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666.md?page=2)