# Ah, i'm under attack! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666 "2003-06-20T20:10:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/41 "2003-06-21T16:46:57Z")
ok, are they still lurking, or has the danger subsided? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/42 "2003-06-21T16:48:14Z")
> \*Originally posted by Maxtr0sity \* > \*\*Otherwiase, Alex, I’d suggest you take a more radical approach. Lock all windows and doors. If it gets extreme, set some non-death related traps. Once, I saw on a show, a girl balanced a glass bottle on the doornob. Of course theres a bolt lock above it, but when someone turns the nob, the glass breaks. Plastic bags everywhere works fine too, especially ones with glass inside. Marbles. Random fishing wires everywhere. > \*\* Sounds like Home Alone to me… ^Alex?^ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/43 "2003-06-21T16:48:40Z")
infact, i did see a flash light in my window last night. If worse comes to worse, i made a mix of fire work stuff that shoots sparks 7 feet in the air, i could always use that if i break my bat. LOL! 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/44 "2003-06-21T16:49:25Z")
> \*Originally posted by Jubba \* > \*\*Sounds like Home Alone to me… ^Alex?^ \*\* LOL!!! i said the same thing to my parents last night 😛 😛 😛 :P: P: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/45 "2003-06-21T16:51:08Z")
> \*Originally posted by Alex \* > \*\*i made a mix of fire work stuff that shoots sparks 7 feet in the air \*\* Then in a few days Alex posts: > Well my house got burned down, so I won’t be posting for a few days. Those fireworks I made worked. Scared the crap outta the burglars, but it also caught my curtains on fire, and my house burned straight down to the ground. :P:P:P:P:P:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/46 "2003-06-21T16:51:53Z")
hey, atleast they wont be able to steal anything. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/47 "2003-06-21T16:57:17Z")
You can’t trust the police to help you, just kill the burglar! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/48 "2003-06-22T00:39:08Z")
Jubba, I was trying to think where I was pulling the ideas from. Now I remember, Home Alone was great. Alex, watch their entire series twice and you can burglar-proof your house. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/49 "2003-06-22T02:20:53Z")
Catch them by surprise, best way. If you’re door swings inward, stand behind it when they come in and knock them out with a swing at the backs of their heads! Then call the cops, and say they fell… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/50 "2003-06-22T03:22:57Z")
Steal or get some stadium lights each pointing at a window. Whenever someone opens it, it turn on, that’ll sure to blind them for a bit in the darkness. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/51 "2003-06-22T05:25:32Z")
HaHaHaHaHa!!! 😛 > Well my house got burned down, so I won’t be posting for a few days. Those fireworks I made worked. Scared the crap outta the burglars, but it also caught my curtains on fire, and my house burned straight down to the ground. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666/52 "2003-06-22T08:24:14Z")
Alex you live in America right ? Its very simple. Just buy a M4 rifle and put it under your bed. You know what to do when they attack your house. Just make sure you read the Manuel witch you get in the M4 Rifle. And maybe get some ammo. I promes you they will never come agein :thumb: [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ah-im-under-attack/23666.md?page=2)