# Another Hilarious Letter by Indian Mom

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**Created:** [December 26, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/another-hilarious-letter-by-indian-mom/173510 "2005-12-26T17:33:22Z")
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### Author: ![Jasninder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Jasninder](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jasninder)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/another-hilarious-letter-by-indian-mom/173510/1 "2005-12-26T17:33:22Z")

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My dear ++++,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well  
there.

I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you  
cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your  
dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen  
20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Person  
who stayed here took the house numbers with them for  
their new house so they would not have to change their  
address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to  
take our earlier address plate here, and that our  
address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing  
machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure  
it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled  
the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice  
last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and  
second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it  
would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with  
all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them  
in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.  
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The  
manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece  
swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were  
confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found  
out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know  
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to  
pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and  
drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has  
happened.

Love - Mom.
