# Asphalt is safe
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [July 17, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854 "2003-07-17T00:51:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@NaliWarCow](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/NaliWarCow)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/1 "2003-07-17T00:51:12Z")
[Scientific research](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030716/ts_nm/health_masturbation_dc_6)
[Asphalt, 4th post](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28323&highlight=300)
Asphalt can feel safe, he definently won’t die from prostate cancer.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/2 "2003-07-17T01:00:17Z")
Great news :thumb:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/3 "2003-07-17T01:01:07Z")
LOL NALI!!! 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/4 "2003-07-17T02:04:44Z")
ahaha, how you find this…i dont want to know…😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/5 "2003-07-17T02:11:48Z")
lol, it was (well is for right now) under the “in the news” section on yahoo (my homepage).
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/6 "2003-07-17T02:54:49Z")
lol. i dont like their news, donno why, i like the ny times, BBC, cnn, and a bit of the LA times
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/7 "2003-07-17T03:00:03Z")
I had this sent to me by a friend in Hawaii…
I imagine Phil is pretty safe as well…
:beam:
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/8 "2003-07-17T03:05:11Z")
I don’t believe this. That’s a good campaign message:
Prevent before it’s too late, masturbate.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/9 "2003-07-17T03:07:58Z")
it makes sense…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/10 "2003-07-17T04:40:36Z")
… an orgasm a day keeps the proctologist away …
[size=1]Asphalt beat the reccomended minimum dose by about forty times a year[/size] :!: =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/asphalt-is-safe/25854/11 "2003-07-17T09:01:01Z")
Yay, good to know I’m doing the right thing too! 😛