# Automated School Answering Service
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994
**Category:** random
**Created:** [June 25, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994 "2003-06-25T02:49:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@dexa\_007](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/dexa_007)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/1 "2003-06-25T02:49:41Z")
My own version of a school’s automated phone service – all taken from personal experience. =0)
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To complain about how your child’s detentions cut into babysitting – Press 1
To complain about the pop machines being empty – Press 2
To complain about the principal wearing white socks – Press 3
To complain about why the coach called a pass play on 2nd down – Press 4
To defend your child’s habit of chewing tobacco in PE class – Press 5
To complain about the superintendent wearing a shirt from Montana – Press 6
To complain about this year’s upcoming Prom – Press 7
To complain about the shade of white chosen to paint the restrooms – Press 8
To justify your child’s mooning a vehicle on the Interstate – press 9
To squeal about the custodial staff taking too many breaks – press 0
[I’m only getting started. LOL!]
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/2 "2003-06-25T02:52:09Z")
lol, you’re a high school principal? if you ever go through with this, give me the number of your school 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/3 "2003-06-25T02:57:51Z")
I take offense to number 9. It was justified. They TRIPLE dawg dared me. You can’t turn that down.
Are you from Minnesota or Pennsylvania dexa?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/4 "2003-06-25T03:06:09Z")
LOL
I’m from ND. I love my job, but some of the circumstances are just plain … well … you know. 😉
Life in school administration is quite a wonder. (-:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/5 "2003-06-25T03:07:37Z")
Dang, thought I placed it with the pop. Guess north dakotians have that same kinda accent.
BTW, high school administrators are satanic and have no hearts.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/automated-school-answering-service/23994/6 "2003-06-25T04:14:23Z")
😱 Yeah, and grumpy all the time too! 😠