Battle monkeys

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<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE=“border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;”><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><B>chalupa</B><BR><FONT SIZE=2>is a</FONT><BR><B>Purple People-Eating Killer Monkey</B></FONT><BR><BR>…with a Battle Rating of <FONT COLOR=#FFDD00><B>8.2</B></FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE=“chalupa” SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Food-Eating Battle Monkey</B> can<BR>defeat chalupa, enter your name:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=“chalupa”><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=“font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;”> <INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE=“Battle!” STYLE=“font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;”></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

Who can beat my battle hardened chalupa eating monkey?

I can’t get the verdana part to go away, so just ignore it :).

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poop
the
Fruit-Eating Pirate Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.1
vs
chalupa
the
Purple People-Eating Killer Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.2

poop wins!

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Oh well, I put Todd Sayler, and I only got a 6.2 score. I’m too tired to continue adding more names (not that I didn’t try), but none of them got higher than 8.2.

Cheers!
Kirupa :block:

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clorets
the
Toast-Eating Surrender Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.0
vs
chalupa
the
Purple People-Eating Killer Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.2

chalupa wins!

Hey kirupa, I like the new avatar/sig. nice light colors. very good-looking.

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<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE=“border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;”><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><B>male gigolo</B><BR><FONT SIZE=2>is a</FONT><BR><B>Brain-Eating Robot Monkey</B></FONT><BR><BR>…with a Battle Rating of <FONT COLOR=#FFDD00><B>9.7</B></FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE=“male gigolo” SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Food-Eating Battle Monkey</B> can<BR>defeat male gigolo, enter your name:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=“male gigolo”><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=“font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;”> <INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE=“Battle!” STYLE=“font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;”></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

I’m winning again, yay :). I don’t even know how to spell jigalo, and its not in dictionary.com, but heck, 9.7 isn’t bad :).