# Best Confession In The History Of Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 2, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235 "2003-04-02T22:41:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aislin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Aislin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Aislin)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/1 "2003-04-02T22:41:07Z")
I laughed my \*\*\* off. I want to meet this guy so badly. [http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html](http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/2 "2003-04-02T22:44:15Z")
WHAT??? hahahahaha thats awesome… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/3 "2003-04-02T22:50:13Z")
hahaha. i almost bought it but then i saw the paper it came from. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/4 "2003-04-02T23:07:41Z")
its sci-fi. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/5 "2003-04-02T23:11:12Z")
it’s cool, yeah, the tabloid-ness leaves a LOT of room for doubt. But maybe there is some sort of wacko out there that this applies to, and the writer just jacked up the numbers to make it sound better. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/6 "2003-04-02T23:12:17Z")
or maybe he really is from the future… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/7 "2003-04-02T23:13:28Z")
that would be so great. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/8 "2003-04-02T23:24:31Z")
Wooow, from the future… “Roads?! In the future, we don’t _need_ roads!” Coooool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/9 "2003-04-02T23:29:12Z")
that is cool…cooler if it were true… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/10 "2003-04-02T23:48:01Z")
Its weekly world news. They have stories like “Elvis is alive; AND HE LIVES IN MY BASEMENT!” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/11 "2003-04-02T23:56:47Z")
If it were true wouldnt he have made some mistakes? just to make it look like hes lucky? or better yet, get the winning lotto numbers…(hello McFly?!) lol I dont believe hes from the future… Im the only time traveler here… ooops… lol jk =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/12 "2003-04-03T00:00:46Z")
raydred, you revealed your identity! I can never trust you with our mega-chrono coorporation’s secrets again! _HORRIBLE ZAPPING ENSUES_ I’m sorry that you had to go that way, ray. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/13 "2003-04-03T02:32:42Z")
IM FROM THE FUTURE. haha there was also one about oprah killing her coworker or something ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/14 "2003-04-03T03:11:14Z")
_ducks from the Lazers…_ Oh Snaps!! They dont invent laser zapper guns untill 2021!! YOU"RE FROM THE FUTURE TOO!!! I knew it was too good to be true _Queen’s 'Princes of the univers Music plays_ There can be only one… Future-lander. You come too Fez… lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/15 "2003-04-03T03:12:23Z")
he’s a friggin psycho… it was posted earlier btw, [here](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18936&) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/16 "2003-04-03T05:35:27Z")
I am a time traveler. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/17 "2003-04-03T05:50:45Z")
The only paradox with being a time traveler would be, no one from this time would believe you and think your crazy, and people in the future would already know you’re comming lol =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/18 "2003-04-03T06:23:08Z")
did anyone get the joke within the title of this thread? he said, “In The History Of Time.” get it? :nerd: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/19 "2003-04-03T08:36:34Z")
haha - What if he stands his ground and they can’t prove insider trading? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/best-confession-in-the-history-of-time/17235/20 "2003-04-03T23:38:30Z")
bah…everyone knows theres no such thing as time traveling. only aliens from pluto and venus…youre all soo soo naive.