# \< " Bored In Office ? " \> **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 11, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321 "2003-07-11T13:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/321 "2003-08-11T11:55:16Z")
You know that game where you stab a knife between your fingers? Well here’s a little variation of that. I used to do this in grade school: Take a pencil with a good solid eraser and stab between your fingers with it. (don’t touch your fingers!) Eventually, your hand will feel completely numb. Try it, it’s pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/322 "2003-08-11T12:06:52Z")
Well that’s my afternoon sorted. 😛 Actually I’m having trouble working at the moment, since my desk is covered in balloons. Literally, covered in them. And ‘Happy Birthday’ banners. I wish I’d brought my camera in with me to capture this… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/323 "2003-08-11T12:56:34Z")
awww so sweet of ur co-workers, that bring us to… **Aranging birthday parties and looking for an excuse to party** in ur office 😛 hey that’s lucky kit, my birthday was so boring, it was on 11th of july and it rained from 9th to 12th july non-stop, arrangements at my farm house were sort of flushed :(, never went out and mom ordered a cake and thats it ☹ hope u had fun=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/324 "2003-08-11T14:25:11Z")
anyway… told ya nox:P hahahah c?? just want to announce that tomorrow will b the last day, think i have more then 100, will take down some not so impressive or funny entries and publish the list. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/325 "2003-08-11T14:46:27Z")
> \*Originally posted by noxious \* > \*\*orange: i so glad that we dont work on the same place :P:P i might freak out! :P:P:P \*\* Bwahahaha! My co-workers fear me and my evil office hi-jinks… **You know that button that gets released when you pick up a phone? Find a co-workers phone and selotape it down. Phone the number and watch your co-worker panic.** or, as an alternative **Tie the phone cord toger so that its really short. Phone the number and watch your co-worker panic.** or, for the best prank **Perform both of the above, at the same time** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/326 "2003-08-11T14:48:30Z")
anotherone! **write a program that makes the internal speaker beep randomly every 18-37 minutes. Install on your bosses computer, set to run at startup and ensure it is hidden.** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/327 "2003-08-11T14:52:53Z")
haha those are great… here are some along the same lines: make his ring tone very loud then call him. when he realizes it and puts it back, wait till he leaves the premises and repeat. or you could always super glue the receiver to the phone and call him. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/328 "2003-08-11T15:02:45Z")
Nice ones guys, thor i ll add this one if u make it a lil more clear… think i m missing something and i think u guys are missing something too 😛 checkout my new thread, it’s cool and orange i ll make a final thread tomorrow wid all the final entries, u can make an htm file and post it=) [http://www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm](http://www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/329 "2003-08-11T15:04:56Z")
heh heh, nice one jaz! number 11 is too funny 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/330 "2003-08-11T15:05:10Z")
You know…glue the part you “pick up” to the rest of the phone? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/331 "2003-08-11T15:08:23Z")
let me pm u thor and thanx orange, wat about the post? u gona post few and take this list to 100? now i have 13 or more view but no entries, guess they rnt creative or funny or …watever:P ahahah ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/332 "2003-08-11T15:24:58Z")
Three more! **Turn your cubical into an ‘impenetrable fortress’ using cardboard boxes and a coffe cup moat.** **Call yourself ‘Evil Lord Stapler’ and hoard all the office staplers. Onnly let co-workers use them in exchange for thir souls.** **Managers are smelly. Throw rocks at them.** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/333 "2003-08-11T15:26:58Z")
Wanna come and work for Churchill and try a few of those out? :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/334 "2003-08-11T15:43:56Z")
or to new delhi, in my old office:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/335 "2003-08-11T15:48:20Z")
It’s a long shot, but do you know the Churchill India Ltd place? I know it used to be in New Delhi, but I think they might have moved… Hmmm, this is the address I have now: Churchill India Limited Unitech Business Park Block - F, Sector 41 South City Phase I Gurgaon, Haryana – 122 001 India Maybe not then. Just curious. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/336 "2003-08-11T16:00:10Z")
i can get u an info on that if u want? i have heard this name and the address is correct too, so wat are these ppl into? advertising? if they are into designing they must have heard one of my companies too(that’s a wild guess) actually Gurgaon is a part of delhi, no borders of any sorts.I have my farm house there and ppl go to gurgaon to buy beer and stuff as they keep their liqure shops open 24 hrs=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/337 "2003-08-11T16:06:50Z")
This place is the IT Development House for Churchill. 🙂 They do all kinds of stuff for our quotation engines. Just wondering if you’d heard of it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/338 "2003-08-11T16:18:30Z")
Yea this name is familiar. =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/339 "2003-08-11T16:28:04Z")
See how many people can fit under your desk. ---
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hahahah, nice one copper =) [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=16) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=18)