# \< " Bored In Office ? " \> **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 11, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321 "2003-07-11T13:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/81 "2003-07-12T16:40:33Z")
bring pets to work hah hahah great one man, i m adding that =) my dog was too big and lazy, dont think he wud have liked that hahaha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/82 "2003-07-12T17:31:40Z")
If a pet, bring a bird and send it on missions. =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/83 "2003-07-12T17:45:01Z")
How about a 70 kg stupid and lazy dog? wonder how will u use him. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/84 "2003-07-12T22:17:44Z")
Find a basket with only paper in it, or use a fresh batch of paper and draw a bullseye on one of them. Paste it on your monitor, wall, bossā€™ back, etc and stand about 4 meters (12 foot) away from it. Hereā€™s the tricky part: take the paper, squish it, look through your legs while bending over and try to hit the bullseye in that position. Everytime you miss, you yell AAARRGGHO, HOOOOHAAAGGGG, or something similar. Everytime you score, do the happydance still in that same position. OPTIONAL: with your hands raised to the roof. To make it extra fun, compete wit your colleagues over who did the most happy dances. The one who loses, getā€™s to clean everything up. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/85 "2003-07-13T06:26:34Z")
1). While people are their lunch breaks, take their mice and put them on the other side of their monitors. 2). If the computers are close enough to one another, unplug everyoneā€™s mouse, and plug it in to the computer next to it. 3). Hum just loud enough for other people to hear you, then yell at the person who is humming. 4). Right before 8:00 or 5:00, get on the elevator and press all the buttons. 5). During peopleā€™s lunch breaks, get on Word and change the auto-correct entries. Make words such as ā€œtheā€ change to ā€œtehā€ and ā€œyour companies nameā€ to ā€œacme prostitutionā€. 6). Call your companies tech support group and tell them you have an emergency and to get down there. When they get there, act insane and yell that your monitor is blue and you canā€™t find the ā€œany keyā€. 7). Rename all your desktop icons and change the icon. 8). Have a competition between you and Bob (the rock) about who can make the better star wars lazer noise. After Bob wins, you have to cry. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/86 "2003-07-13T07:44:45Z")
NaliWarCow, i have added few of urs, they are funny=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/87 "2003-07-13T13:46:50Z")
Hahaha, I love the screwing up of the autocorrect idea on Word. Iā€™m going to do that next time. =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/88 "2003-07-13T21:58:43Z")
have a starring contest with bob ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/89 "2003-07-13T22:56:56Z")
Draw eyes on him first duh! šŸ˜› =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/90 "2003-07-14T03:19:58Z")
HAhahha yeah lol I bet i could beat him its a good way to waste time ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/91 "2003-07-14T03:28:42Z")
Iā€™d win too, I have asian eyes and itā€™s hard to tell if theyā€™re open or closed at all times. šŸ˜› =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/92 "2003-07-14T03:46:17Z")
Build a complete computer entirely out of furbys ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/93 "2003-07-14T09:03:59Z")
nice idea mike, hey can u tell me how u got extra information availabe **" real post#: 9382912"** i d like to add interesting stuff there šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/94 "2003-07-14T09:20:08Z")
replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores. Insist that it increases your productivity and demand a pay-rise. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/95 "2003-07-14T10:48:18Z")
replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores. i m gona add this much:P they already know that it increases the productivity thatā€™s obvious u ll get a raise [error] need a brain scan [/error] :P:P:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/96 "2003-07-14T10:53:51Z")
Sing ā€œOne man went to mowā€ at the top of your voice, and see how many men you can reach before someone in the office complains. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/97 "2003-07-14T11:15:25Z")
again a noisy one:p we dont have to disturb others kit šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/98 "2003-07-14T11:20:16Z")
Buy a Tamagotchi. Show it to people during meetings. Spank it when it is naughty. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/99 "2003-07-14T11:28:05Z")
seeing as i havent followed any of the topic, ill prolly say this is OFF topic but ill just say it anyways. When its all quite go get urself a cup of rocks, tip them on somebodys upper right thigh, and yell out, just for the sake of it, EVERYBODY RUN FOR UR LIVES, THE OYSTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR OCTOPUS ARMY!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/100 "2003-07-14T12:35:34Z")
againā€¦ lets not get violent, noisy and stuff like thatā€¦ This is a place where you talk about ways to overcome boredom, we have to look at the ways in which we dont disturb others and still pass our time quietly, sure lil intrusion and messing up wid others on the way can be added,but something like creating a havoc šŸ˜› Imagine urself alone in office who has no work, but others are busy, how will u pass ur timeā€¦ofcourse in a funny way u ll like to imagine. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=6)