# \< " Bored In Office ? " \> **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 11, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321 "2003-07-11T13:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/141 "2003-07-24T07:02:54Z")
[http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=263094#post263094](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=263094#post263094) is the thread, can u guys help? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/142 "2003-07-24T07:49:45Z")
> \*Originally posted by noxious \* > \*\*this great indeed! orange: that was a pretty cooool footer! =) \*\* thanks dude 🙂 new one: **work round the office with a clipboard and look important. Stop behind your co-workers and sigh and shake your head. When you are asked what you are doing, simply reply “you will never understand”** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/143 "2003-07-24T07:50:20Z")
**answer all questions with "you will never understand"** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/144 "2003-07-28T15:45:22Z")
despite following all this advice (j/k) i still have a job and im still bored! new one: **set up home in the office elevator. Laugh in an evil manner when people enter** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/145 "2003-07-28T16:35:41Z")
crazy crazy crazy ha ha ha ha ha h really funny =) keep on going ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/146 "2003-07-28T16:37:49Z")
I’m currently seeing how far I can fly a paper plane across the office. If I’m good I can hit some of HR… :evil: Whoops… One just flew down the gap and into Teleclaims… 😛 Maybe I should write cheerful messages on them? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/147 "2003-07-28T16:45:03Z")
[COLOR=red] [SIZE=7]W E \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ A R E \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ B A C K !![/SIZE] [/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/148 "2003-07-29T08:02:46Z")
Hey thats a nice one kit. **Fly paper planes with messages on them** I hope you guys are checking out the additions on first page. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/149 "2003-07-29T08:32:31Z")
**wear a gas mask and complain about your neighbours smell. Add a little irony to this by not washing yourself for two weeks before** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/150 "2003-07-29T08:33:20Z")
**leave helpfull notes for yourself around the office. Go find them again when you are bored** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/151 "2003-07-29T08:40:14Z")
Call a random cubical and pretend to be the operator in the Matrix. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/152 "2003-07-29T08:41:49Z")
**insist that your name is 'the one’** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 8:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/153 "2003-07-29T08:59:04Z")
Keep staring at other people making them feel uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/154 "2003-07-29T09:06:44Z")
**give up breathing for lent** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/155 "2003-07-29T09:07:28Z")
**quit your job and join the circus** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/156 "2003-07-29T09:11:02Z")
Make a bleeping sound when someone clicks with his/her mouse. Imitate the sound of a kitty then pretend to be looking under your desk for that kitty. Select all the icons on your desktop and press Enter. Imagine you’re a hacker trying to steal top-secret information. Sort your MSN contacts, sort them again, and sort them again. Make smilies for [kirupaforum.com](http://kirupaforum.com). ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/157 "2003-07-29T09:13:18Z")
Let a fart and blame Bob. Introduce Bob to everybody. Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/158 "2003-07-29T09:16:06Z")
Paste post-its on your co-worker’s heads. Enter Configuration Panel and read out loud what all the options are. Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/159 "2003-07-29T09:16:36Z")
> \*Originally posted by Voetsjoeba \* > \*\*Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob. \*\* heh heh :thumb: i like your bunny as well! **Get a block of ice and make it Bob’s wife. Cry when she melts.** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/160 "2003-07-29T09:21:31Z")
Set everyone’s email alerts to humourous wav files. :evil: Deny all knowledge. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=9)