# \< " Bored In Office ? " \> **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 11, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321 "2003-07-11T13:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/161 "2003-07-29T09:24:17Z")
Download Random Farter. _Groink-groink_ like a pig when a fat person passes by. Download technosongs, play them, and set the volume to maximum. Warn everybody for chucky who will appear near his/her bed at night. Try to let the shredder shred cd’s. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/162 "2003-07-29T09:26:42Z")
**actually do some work** …actually, forget that one. its TOO silly. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/163 "2003-07-29T09:29:14Z")
He’s talking in tongues! What is this ‘work’ of which you speak? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/164 "2003-07-29T09:31:46Z")
to be honest, im not sure. I think its a legend of some sort, involving paper. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/165 "2003-07-29T09:46:40Z")
\_Shudders_\ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 9:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/166 "2003-07-29T09:51:50Z")
its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole ‘work’ think is now a thing of the past. **super glue your stapler to the ceiling** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/167 "2003-07-29T10:29:29Z")
> \*Originally posted by TheOrangeOne \* > \*\*its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole ‘work’ think is now a thing of the past. > \*\* =) Thanks a lot Voetsjoeba,:mike: Kitiara and yea orange one is a part of this thread, so i dont think i need to thank him:P we will reach the count of 100 really soon like this. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/168 "2003-07-29T10:37:09Z")
Kit u can start rite now =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/169 "2003-07-29T10:38:22Z")
2nd file ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/170 "2003-07-29T10:58:54Z")
heh heh, nice files FlasherJaz 🙂 I guess that leads us onto another one: **create humorous .wav files to send to people** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/171 "2003-07-29T11:20:00Z")
Hmmm… ok here goes =) btw u guys can call me jaz:) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/172 "2003-07-29T11:42:09Z")
Here are few, lets see if u guys can guess the cheracter while listenin to it the first time, really easy for u guys, i kno… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/173 "2003-07-29T11:48:35Z")
ok jaz 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/174 "2003-07-29T14:22:08Z")
come on guys, dont tell me that u dont know these cheracters? somehow it’s hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/175 "2003-07-29T15:39:19Z")
bevis and butthead Duh ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/176 "2003-07-29T16:24:56Z")
duh??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/177 "2003-07-29T17:11:50Z")
yeah duh??? \*\*take a print screen of your desktop and set it as the wall paper remove all your icons and the task bar and complain that your computer is broken \*\* ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/178 "2003-07-29T17:16:13Z")
Play magnetic darts with a dartboard on your monitor. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/179 "2003-07-29T17:48:49Z")
\*Bring a pipe and respond to everyone by waving it and saying "quite Right “. \*wear earmuffs. ask anyone that talks to you to speak up. \*answer questions by singing . \*speak only in rymes and hum songs. \*page through files scratching and sniffing it . \*were pajamas and pretend not to notice that you’ve done so. \*bring binoculars and talk to everyoen with them on prtending that you dont have them on. \*every few minutes make a “signup sheet” and pass it around. \*were a cape to work with a big S on it and say it stands for stud. \*disassemble you pen “accidentally” propel pieces around the room while playing with the spring. Go on an expeditions to retrive the pieces. then repeat. \*Make up a word, use it casual in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means. \*buy a complete set of transformers. play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face " they’re more then meets the eye.” \*read a dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages. \*Make a list of things on what to do in the office when your bored. \*Write “Out to lunch” on your forehead. \*imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet. \*Learn to type with your toes. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321/180 "2003-07-29T18:10:10Z")
Ok, I have actually done this: 1. print out lots of differantly sized copies of the attached picture (that I made). 2. cut them out. make the shapes any shape you want. 3. stick them, pin them and hide them every where. EXAMPLES on the windsheild of a car, a window, a computer monitor, walls, doors, door handles, hats, everywhere. TIP: Don’t put them out in the open. hide them a bit, so that people discover them “accidently”. THE POINT IS TO INDUCE PARANOIA (or however you spell it). It worked for me, out of about 15 targets, 3 were noticably freaked. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/bored-in-office/25321.md?page=10)