# Can someone please trout slap me? **URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/can-someone-please-trout-slap-me/91242 **Category:** Uncategorized **Created:** [September 30, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/can-someone-please-trout-slap-me/91242 "2003-09-30T23:01:58Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![RussianBeer](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/russianbeer/32/152_2.png) [@RussianBeer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RussianBeer) #### Post date: [September 30, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/can-someone-please-trout-slap-me/91242/1 "2003-09-30T23:01:58Z")
I just realised how stupid I am… 👁 Okay, I am on campus at Univeristy, in the library, and I got about an hour to burn before class… There is a big screen TV with CNN always playing on it, just a place to hang out unitl class… So anyway I sit there watching something about spy traitors or something, and the great looking girl comes up and sits right next to me… Whats going though my head? : [SIZE=1]…hey, I wonder how long this dude is in jail in for…[/SIZE] Now, keep in mind there is TONS of room around, I am not sitting even on a bench, I am sitting on long step by the tv, with **no one around** in my mind: [SIZE=1]… woah, its still raining in canada… intresing…[/SIZE] Then , she clears her throat couple of times… to get my attenition… my mind: [SIZE=1]… that is the largest pumpkin in the world…[/SIZE] Then, she gets up and just pushes her hips and butt in to me, like to press on me… and her freind is sitting in a huge smile nearby. my mind: [SIZE=1]… nothing…[/SIZE] Only when she left did I realise :[SIZE=1]…aha…wait … oh crap!..[/SIZE] Can somone please slap me, or virtual kick me! Please, now I got to go spend the rest of my time to try to find her!!! Arghhhhhhhh! Ⓜ [SIZE=1]But hey, on the bright side: at least SOMEONE thinks I’m a hottie![/SIZE] :beam: