# Caption this Ugly Ass Crank of a Person **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [December 9, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291 "2002-12-09T07:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![reverendflash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/1 "2002-12-09T07:48:06Z")
![](http://www.corpust.com/Gif/jamescarville.jpg) [SIZE=1]:: said in his best Andy Rooney voice ::[/SIZE] “You ever pick your nose, and then it just won’t come off your finger? I mean you flick it here, you try to wipe it on the desk…” Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/2 "2002-12-09T17:35:15Z")
> I had intercourse with a pig on this very desk ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/3 "2002-12-09T19:26:49Z")
> why wont you guys just pull my damn finger ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/4 "2002-12-09T22:10:57Z")
> My foot is stuck in the chair again ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/5 "2002-12-09T22:17:51Z")
The tightest chicken-ass face I’ve ever seen… just FYI… A hairless Michael Jackson… God what a doofus… let’s shave his nose… Amazingly, no one has mentioned anything about the desk, his finger, and glue… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/6 "2002-12-09T23:21:20Z")
> If I turned green they might cast me as the villain in Spider Man 2. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/7 "2002-12-09T23:38:38Z")
> I can tell ya this, exlax does not work in just 15 minutes! belive me! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/8 "2002-12-09T23:39:02Z")
> Get down there and fking LICK ME! NOW! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/9 "2002-12-09T23:47:01Z")
> I should have listened to mom when she told me my face would stick like this one day… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/10 "2002-12-10T03:56:54Z")
> but mom i dont wanna go to school today > when i say its clobberin time its \*\*\*\*en clobberin time > who? me? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/11 "2002-12-10T07:18:53Z")
Muahahaaa :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/12 "2002-12-11T19:16:47Z")
> Your a slacker, McFly! A Slacker! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/13 "2002-12-11T19:36:51Z")
> All right! All I wanna know is who put the republican pills in my coffe again? Who? Now i am going to be up all night fighting myself! You think this is funny?! I will come over there and drop kick you! _tries to get up_ Oh great! Repuclican pills and super glue! [SIZE=1]\*note: i am in no way anti-republican…[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/14 "2002-12-11T19:46:07Z")
haaaahhh! roflmao! :A+:for the captions ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/15 "2002-12-11T21:21:18Z")
this was such a good pic… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/16 "2002-12-11T21:30:15Z")
who the heck is this guy anyway? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/17 "2002-12-11T21:31:42Z")
i used to know his name…well anyway he is a polotician here in the states ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/18 "2002-12-11T21:33:30Z")
thought so…:hat: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/19 "2002-12-11T22:05:06Z")
to find the guys name, right click on the photo, choose properties, and take note of the file name. Ta da!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/caption-this-ugly-ass-crank-of-a-person/9291/20 "2002-12-11T22:43:07Z")
> Right mouse click?!?! What the hell is that? This should be in Flash. No right mouse click, no scrolling wheel crap! In fact, I want to be able to click the desk! I think the next Flash will have that built-in. You see, I keep clicking the desk . . . don’t you do that with your desk? You’ll see when Macromedia does this, you’ll see . . .