# Car crash **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [March 16, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624 "2003-03-16T06:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lacuna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lacuna](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Lacuna)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/1 "2003-03-16T06:21:13Z")
\*\* Spam warning \*\*\* I got this in my email and thought i’d share the spam. Happy email spam everyone.\*\*\* Accidental Bonding A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars - there’s nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.” The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.” The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “And here’s another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/2 "2003-03-16T06:37:25Z")
haha, i’ve heard this one b4, the lady is very clever now she can just say he was drunk and sue the \*\*\*\* out of him! its so evil and cruel…i love it! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/3 "2003-03-16T06:38:53Z")
I HATE her! She should DIE! CONNIVING BI\*CH!!! I mean… heheheh… hahaha… ha… ha… _runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/4 "2003-03-16T06:58:50Z")
…sounds like my first wife… (aarrrgggg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/5 "2003-03-16T07:00:41Z")
I’ve had this happen to a friend… Therefore I find it not funny… He’s basically in debt so much that he can’t swim his way out. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/6 "2003-03-16T07:04:02Z")
> too phunny Seretha, your not anything like her by any chance are you…? lol pj no…i’m more of a rum drinker…hmm maybe some tequila…definatly not scotch. lol :love: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/7 "2003-03-16T07:05:34Z")
In the Great White North, you gotta drink something… keeps the blood flowing while you’re out chopping ice… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/8 "2003-03-16T07:06:32Z")
Lol, yeah, people die shoveling snow all the time. …And I’m not kidding, if you thought I was. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/car-crash/15624/9 "2003-03-16T07:51:44Z")
sure…but i guess i’ll be bringing the beer since you dont have Molson Canadian down there. LOL