# Cartoon problem

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [July 1, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495 "2003-07-01T13:30:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Didiusthegreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Didiusthegreat](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Didiusthegreat)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/1 "2003-07-01T13:30:57Z")

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Hi,

When surfing the internet i encounterd these cartoons.

Cartoon 1:  
 ![](http://www.collegediksmuide.be/_TEMP/schach001.gif)

And this one

Cartoon 2:  
 ![](http://www.collegediksmuide.be/_TEMP/schach004.gif)

But since I’m not german I don’t understand them very good.

Cartoon1:  
The are talking about how the situation is, and there’s going to be a breaktrough. And then the pawn says: TOR?  
What’s that about. Tor means gate, no? Can someone explain.

(=\> Particulary winking to Lost, because I know he’s german…)

And then the second cartoon.  
Can someone translate what the king says? I’ve tried the translator of worllingo, but it didn’t made any sence…

Thanks…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/2 "2003-07-01T14:15:58Z")

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Tor means ‘Goal’, I believe… 🙂

And Dauerschach is ‘continuous chess’…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/3 "2003-07-01T14:19:46Z")

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This is what happens in the first one…

They’re talking about a secret birthday party for a friend, and then they are saying who they’ve invited and then he says hes invited George! But the party is for George! So the surprise is spoilt. ☹

The second one…

He’s running around looking for his banana and at the end he shouts, “Where’s my banana?!?”

- Soul :s:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/4 "2003-07-01T14:21:34Z")

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You speak German like a native. 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/5 "2003-07-01T14:26:22Z")

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Thanks :thumb:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/6 "2003-07-01T14:27:37Z")

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Bitte sehr. 🙂

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/7 "2003-07-01T14:32:19Z")

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vie heiBst du?

Ich heiBe Morgan

Pah german hate the class 😛 never learn anything but German!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/8 "2003-07-01T14:34:54Z")

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Did it up to A Level. 🙂

And I always remember what ‘tor’ means, because for my oral exam I had to talk about football. :beam:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/9 "2003-07-01T14:39:56Z")

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_ouch_ A level thats gotta get to you :P.

i do the basics and they get me through exams 😃

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/10 "2003-07-01T19:31:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \*  
> And I always remember what ‘tor’ means, because for my oral exam I had to talk about football. :beam:

what has footbal to do with chess here?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/11 "2003-07-01T20:06:44Z")

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i’m pretty sure the rook is thinking the same thing 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/12 "2003-07-01T20:21:45Z")

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Look, no-one ever said the Germans had a sense of humour… 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/13 "2003-07-01T21:07:52Z")

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Kit me liked ur old sig better (-:

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/14 "2003-07-01T21:29:26Z")

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She’s not forgotton - I’ve still got that sig and avatar etc, just fancied a little change for a while. 🙂

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/15 "2003-07-01T21:38:18Z")

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my new one is on the way… actually, I’ve got two - so I’ll poll them in D&D in a bit :0

EDIT: poll is up :thumb: [http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27354](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27354)

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/16 "2003-07-01T23:48:27Z")

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Its all you you you you you you :P:P

- Soul :s:

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cartoon-problem/24495/17 "2003-07-01T23:49:40Z")

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of course… who would have it any other way? :beam:
