# Celebrity Deathmatch fight cards

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/101681>\
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**Created:** [February 12, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/101681 "2004-02-12T19:14:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Redrvltn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Redrvltn](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Redrvltn)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/101681/1 "2004-02-12T19:14:28Z")

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I miss Celebrity Deathamtch, last good show on MTv

Opening Fight:  
Janet Jackson’s Right Tit vs. Justin Timberlakes Right Hand  
The mighty milk mortar vs. the Timberlake titty twister

2 Matchup:  
Til Death Do us Part vs. Newlyweds  
I can’t figure who’s gonna kick more \*\*\*, Dave Navarro, or Carmen Electra. And who’ll take a bigger whoopin fofr that matter, Nick or Jessica.

Main Event:  
Bush vs Husein  
Now that we have him, why not abuse him. Bonus: possible to get a new president.

Who do you have on your cards?