# Celebrity Deathmatch fight cards **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [February 12, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/42766 "2004-02-12T19:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Redrvltn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Redrvltn](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Redrvltn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/42766/1 "2004-02-12T19:14:28Z")
I miss Celebrity Deathamtch, last good show on MTv Opening Fight: Janet Jackson’s Right Tit vs. Justin Timberlakes Right Hand The mighty milk mortar vs. the Timberlake titty twister 2 Matchup: Til Death Do us Part vs. Newlyweds I can’t figure who’s gonna kick more \*\*\*, Dave Navarro, or Carmen Electra. And who’ll take a bigger whoopin fofr that matter, Nick or Jessica. Main Event: Bush vs Husein Now that we have him, why not abuse him. Bonus: possible to get a new president. Who do you have on your cards? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/42766/2 "2004-02-12T20:14:19Z")
Kirupa vs. Johnny 5 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/celebrity-deathmatch-fight-cards/42766/3 "2004-02-13T22:55:55Z")
Chefs suggested choices of warfare: potato peeler Boning knife Chefs knife steel cheese grater Festers Suggested choices for this match Machete Freddy crougers hand steel Rod festering naked female corpse