# Christmas Rap

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/christmas-rap/210910>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [December 23, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/christmas-rap/210910 "2006-12-23T19:34:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Austastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@Austastic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Austastic)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/christmas-rap/210910/1 "2006-12-23T19:34:23Z")

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This is short. Just made it because I am bored out of my mind! Happy holidays. You guys probably won’t like it.

[http://www.austastic.com/media/ho\_ho\_hoed.mp3](http://www.austastic.com/media/ho_ho_hoed.mp3)

Lyrics:  
My main man santa clause  
He’s got the hook up  
He’ll get ya any toy that you can think to look up  
He’s got play doe  
He’s got the maps  
He’s got the glock 49’s so you can bust some caps  
He’s got the reindeer  
He’s got the sleigh  
He’s got beard as white as snow and some stuff to give away  
So happy holidays  
From the big man S  
Santa’s so stylin he is the best dressed

If you’re Jewish we’ll throw it straight to ya  
Hannakas got many days and candles hallelujia.  
Sedar dinner and other cool stuff  
Eat Gafelta fish and then throw up it tastes like \*\*\*\*

Oh woops I just said a curse word  
Gunna get some coal if santa heard.

Wait what do mormons celebrate?  
I don’t know  
Oh…well they’re mormons

Anyway I just want to say  
that It’s time for the giving and it’s time to get some hay  
Jesus in a manger if you don’t believe  
then you’re not getting presents on christmas eve.

ThE END!!