# Computer Stupidites **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306 "2003-07-21T21:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Invis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Invis](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Invis)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/1 "2003-07-21T21:43:30Z")
[Computer Stupidites](http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid) That’ll give you guys and gals a good laff. :sleep: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/2 "2003-07-21T21:48:25Z")
i found these strangely funny: > Customer: “Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.” 😛 > My Dad: “Hello. I’ve got a problem with the computer.” > Me: “What’s up?” > My Dad: “Well, I did my document, and it looks fine on the screen. I printed it too. And I saved it.” > Me: “Great! You’re getting the hang of the thing.” > My Dad: “Yes, I am. I have just one problem.” > Me: “Ok, what is it?” > My Dad: “Well, I saved the file…” > Me: “Yes?” > My Dad: “How do I rewind the disk?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/3 "2003-07-21T21:49:13Z")
LOL!😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/4 "2003-07-21T22:17:35Z")
Hehe! Thats great! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/5 "2003-07-21T22:19:00Z")
Welcome to the forums phobia(pwned) Can you please adjust your footer to 300X60. its a forum rule, it helps keep the layout nice. Thanks!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/6 "2003-07-21T22:28:03Z")
> Tech Support: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?” > Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?” > Tech Support: “Hi, how can I help you?” > Customer: “Uh, yeah, I can’t print.” > Tech Support: “Ok, sir, I want you to click ‘Start’ and–” > Customer: “Listen, buddy, don’t get technical on me! I’m not Bill Freakin’ Gates, you know!” > Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.” > Customer: “Is that Eastern time?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/7 "2003-07-21T23:20:11Z")
## this is a real one from my job: \*\*\*\*\*\* Computer Analyst— -Um Yes, my computer won’t turn on. Can you be more specific? -Well I go to press power and nothing happens. I don’t get it, it was working fine a little bit ago. Is there anything else in your office that doesn’t appear to turn on? -Yes, my radio won’t come on. Anything else? -Not that I can see, it is kind of dark in here. Have you experienced a power outage? -Yes a few minutes ago! Did your computer go out about the same time that the lights did? -Yes. * * * This was a real call. Apparently computers really do run by inserting little hamsters on wheels that run really fast to generate power. There had just been a bad storm, and I guess it didn’t click with this person. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/computer-stupidites/26306/8 "2003-07-22T02:05:06Z")
> Apparently computers really do run by inserting little hamsters on wheels that run really fast to generate power :love: =)