# Cool sms messages **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 2, 2003, 10:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296 "2003-06-02T10:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jasninder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Jasninder](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jasninder)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/1 "2003-06-02T10:56:40Z")
Hey ppl,hows it goin… I thot bout startin this thread as i m really into sms messaging, i make my asci msg’s and compose ringtones too.It’s an addiction i must say… so i was thinking about posting few of my msg’s over here and invite all u guys to post urs.As sms word limit is 160 words(including spaces) you can useshortcuts n stuff.So make sure ur msg is less thn or =160 words.it can b a joke, noty joke, senti msg, saying…even an asci msg anything below 160 words wich u think can u b used on sms or text (as they call it in uk) \*\* in short, post an sms msg, less then 160 words(including spaces)it can be an asci msg, joke, noty joke,saying, love msg’s anything respecting word limits. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/2 "2003-06-02T11:05:05Z")
height of a positiv attitude-birdy birdy in the sky,dropped the \*\*\*\* in my eye,i dont worry,i dont cry.I 'm just happy tht cows dont fly!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/3 "2003-06-02T12:38:42Z")
friendship is like P_ss in ur pants. every1 can C it, but only u can feel the warmth. Thankyou4being the p_ss in my pants! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/4 "2003-06-02T16:39:31Z")
OMG, tht was the next msg i had on my fone, beautiful tho, i did’nt kno it was a global msg;) i mean ppl all over the world have tht one.Nice ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/5 "2003-06-02T17:04:52Z")
What do tornados & women have in common ? ANS:- They both make a lot of noise when they are comming & take every thing when they are going. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/6 "2003-06-02T17:18:42Z")
Q:- Wat is the diff btw TENSION & STRESS ? Ans:- TENSION is wen ur wife is pregnant & STRESS is wen ur secretary is pregnant! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/7 "2003-06-02T20:17:55Z")
i just been arreseted - caught for having good looks. Police say i need a ugly b\*\*\*tard to bail me out. DONT BE LONG ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/8 "2003-06-03T08:16:04Z")
hahahah, nice one mario 😉 but dont worry, i m not the one whoz gona bail u out:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/9 "2003-06-03T08:31:59Z")
lol, ill try to think of some more! Ⓜ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/10 "2003-06-03T15:30:23Z")
I am sad & lonely. Every body seems to be mad at me. There seems to be no place to go. Then suddenly I remembered you. Can I come and stay in your house for a few days? Please…Yours truly, Osama Bin Laden! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/11 "2003-06-03T15:32:37Z")
What do you get when you cross a Dog and a Cat??? Ans:- A \*\*\*\*\* which comes when you whistle! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/cool-sms-messages/22296/12 "2003-06-03T15:35:51Z")
Q: how many mice does it take2screw ina litebulb? A: Depends how many you can get in there!