# Crazy story

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/crazy-story/64726>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [September 19, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/crazy-story/64726 "2004-09-19T07:54:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/crazy-story/64726/1 "2004-09-19T07:54:06Z")

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well this isn’t a story for the public forums, so i thought you guys may find this funny.

driving home tonight, was at a bar witha few buddies. i don’t drive when i’m wrecked, but if i only had a few drinks and feel tipsey i don’t mind driving.

lol so i get pulled over on the way home of course, and the cop comes over with this little device, i wasn’t sure what it was.

it was a breathalizer(spelling) of course, so i did what i had to do, and he says  
“\*\*\*\*, you had more then a few beers haven’t ya”.

not knowing what to say, i just kinda smirked and said “man what exactly should i say to keep me out of jail”. he goes “nothing, go home u lucky son of a \*\*\*\*\*”.

i was so happy this guy didnt arrest me, i forgot he still had my license :huh:

so like a drunk idiot, im actually chasing the cop car! i mean come on i need my ID right? :lol:

so i’m beeping and highbeeming, so finally they pull over and look at me like im nuts. i said “hey can i have my license back”.

thank god im home instead of central booking, man i need to rethink the way i do things sometimes.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/crazy-story/64726/2 "2004-09-19T09:01:14Z")

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Dude, you are so lucky! I wouldn’t bet on it happening again you alcoholic! 😛

Stop drinking sooner before you leave. And tell me where you live so I know to avoid it around 2:00 AM 😉

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/crazy-story/64726/3 "2004-09-19T17:24:57Z")

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lol bay ridge man, worst place to be, cops have field days on us. man i stil can’t believe that happened.