# Darwin Awards

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [March 22, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210 "2003-03-22T04:51:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Makaveli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Makaveli](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Makaveli)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/1 "2003-03-22T04:51:18Z")

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> Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

this site is hillarious, basically it shows stupid people killing themselves in ways to make US laugh

its brilliant!!

> **[Darwin Awards: Evolutionary Action](https://darwinawards.com/)**
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> Darwin Awards: Vote for the Award Nominees! The Darwin Awards commemorate the (remains of) individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Enter this portal for stories from the Darwin Awards.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/2 "2003-03-22T04:56:18Z")

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hehehe… soooo stupid ppl

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/3 "2003-03-22T05:04:31Z")

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haha Mike…good comment!! and i agree completely! 😛

one lady put gasoline on head because she thought it kills lice! then later she went out to smoke…this lady was a daycare nurse or something…

you all know what happens next

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/4 "2003-03-22T05:05:24Z")

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yeah i have a book about this stuff, i read one where this guy was on a roller coaster and his wallet dropped, so after, he climbed the gates in teh restricted zone to get his wallet and he got it, but right after, the roller coaster came and sheared his head off… owwww…:skull:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/5 "2003-03-22T05:08:06Z")

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haha, what a fool

how about this one

> (July 2002, Wisconsin) Two drunks were goofing around, when one challenged the other to shoot him with cigarette butts “to see what it would feel like.” His friend obligingly loaded a gun with three cigarette butts, placing ammunition behind the butts to make sure they left the barrel of the gun. He then shot his friend from a distance of seven feet. The friend who issued the challenge died of two cigarette butts to the head, and one to the heart.  
> The gene pool is in trouble!

[DarwinAwards.com](http://DarwinAwards.com) © 1994-2003

SEE!!?? Cigarettes KILL!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/6 "2003-03-22T05:13:37Z")

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lol, stupid retards

(still hiding in corner from EG? :sleep: )

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/darwin-awards/16210/7 "2003-03-23T04:19:21Z")

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whats france and USA planes got anything to do with Darwin Awards…

phil! 😱