# Dear Abby
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147
**Category:** random
**Created:** [May 5, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147 "2003-05-05T21:45:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/1 "2003-05-05T21:45:52Z")
Please read all the way:
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a sentence of life without parole in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time “working girl” in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.
All thing considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
:beam:
got this via a Dutch friend, who just loves to harass the French…
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/2 "2003-05-05T21:48:18Z")
i hope this isn’t true. ahahhahahah
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/3 "2003-05-05T21:48:26Z")
hahahahah! thats so funny! did someone really write that?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/4 "2003-05-05T21:49:52Z")
I doubt that it is an actual letter…
funny tho…
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/5 "2003-05-05T21:50:45Z")
LOL!!!😛 😛 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/6 "2003-05-05T22:04:33Z")
I thought of you when I read this one Philbo…
:beam:
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/7 "2003-05-05T22:06:55Z")
ROFLMAO. I trust you’ve already sent a copy of that to Dad?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/8 "2003-05-05T22:09:19Z")
nope, I try not to send him any jokes… all it does is encourage him to put me on his “forward list.”
feel free to send it to him…
😉
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dear-abby/20147/9 "2003-05-06T08:45:38Z")
The English version of this joke has one minor change - the French relative is a Scouser instead. 🙂