# Death Test - How long will you live?
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [July 31, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206 "2003-07-31T04:11:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@replode](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/replode)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/1 "2003-07-31T04:11:00Z")
recently found this, just fill in everything, then find out the date of your death…
[http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/](http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/)
it said i will live to be 82 years old!!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/2 "2003-07-31T04:16:27Z")
April 27, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.
:-\
it’s probably the 75 push-ups that saved me.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/3 "2003-07-31T04:19:22Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 4, 2003
at the age of 18 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
cya guys.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/4 "2003-07-31T04:28:40Z")
February 6, 2048
at the age of 70 years old.
ill commit suicide heck i dont wanna be older than 55 anyone older than 55 should be dead lol
:run: from everyone
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/5 "2003-07-31T04:42:03Z")
2068, when I am 83 years old,
D@mn too young. I want to live until I am 117… at least!
83 years is too d@mn short, better start taking more vitamins!:beam:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/6 "2003-07-31T04:45:33Z")
“I’m afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated.”
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 30, 2041
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
```
Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (16%)
```
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
prob about right…
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/7 "2003-07-31T04:46:36Z")
hey rev, we both got cancer, huh?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/8 "2003-07-31T04:47:49Z")
I only have a 3% better chance of dying from alien abduction than I do from Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation…
I don’t know how to take that…
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/9 "2003-07-31T04:48:31Z")
25% is the highest chances for me, cancer…
and alien abduction is like 6.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/10 "2003-07-31T04:53:05Z")
September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
```
Heart Attack (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
```
Third Degree Burns (5%)
… no comment…
hehehe
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/11 "2003-07-31T04:56:09Z")
> \*Originally posted by Eberth \*
> \*\*September 27, 2070
> at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
```
Heart Attack (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
```
Third Degree Burns (5%)
… no comment…
hehehe \*\*
You know what’s missing? 22%
I guess that would go towards natural death.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/12 "2003-07-31T05:28:00Z")
May 19,2047
Age 65
Well now that i know for sure i guess it is party time
😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/13 "2003-07-31T05:29:54Z")
WTF! Head LIce!!! HAir Nipples??? Small Pox!!! MAFIA CONNECTIONS??? POOR PENSMINSHIP\>!!! THIS IS CRAZY
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/14 "2003-07-31T05:34:29Z")
lol, this stuff is used against ppl
December 7, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.
ok, i lied, it really said
July 30, 2003
at the age of 13 years old
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/15 "2003-07-31T05:42:43Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 2, 2055
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
```
Cancer (44%)
```
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the \*\*\*\* business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you’re clutching your left arm moaning “\*\*\*\* you, Spark, \*\*\*\* YOU!” on September 2, 2055, as you slip silently into the night.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/16 "2003-07-31T05:42:45Z")
Im so unlucky ☹
July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/17 "2003-07-31T05:52:29Z")
> \*Originally posted by :mike: \*
> \*\*Im so unlucky ☹
July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%) \*\*
WTF you supposed to be dead holy sh!t this guys talking from the grave
i read dead people
rotflmao
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/18 "2003-07-31T05:55:34Z")
Seconds left to live…
-1,905,372,678
Here are three options to consider:
Sorry man, nothing you can do, just die, get it over with
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/19 "2003-07-31T07:38:43Z")
1. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a \*\*\*\*o film? (if so, e-mail us)
hahahahhahahah 😛
September 20, 2067
at the age of 89 years old.
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
89 years??
Hmmmmmmm… i hope to stay 18 tll i die:P
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/20 "2003-07-31T12:41:54Z")
July 23, 2058
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
```
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
```
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