# Death Test - How long will you live?
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [July 31, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206 "2003-07-31T04:11:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/21 "2003-07-31T12:51:15Z")
stupid company firewall stoped me from looking at it. I guess my death is going to be as follows:
Died at age of 19.
Cause of death. Orange was strangled with a mouse cord by IT Admin when he attemted to remove the IT guys left nipple.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/22 "2003-07-31T13:25:04Z")
> \*Originally posted by Eberth \*
> **September 27, 2070
> at the age of 83 years old.**
> Dude! You die on my birthday :-\
- Soul :s:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/23 "2003-07-31T13:27:39Z")
> \*Originally posted by SureShot \*
> **Auto-Fellatio (5%)**
> Omg! You die from giving yourself Oral Sex!? lololol :P:P
- Soul :s:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/24 "2003-07-31T13:32:54Z")
Hmmm…
November 12, 2062
at the age of 75 years old.
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Not bad :).
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/25 "2003-07-31T14:45:22Z")
> \*Originally posted by Soul \*
> \*\*Dude! You die on my birthday :-\
- Soul :s: \*\*
…that’s a prophecy…:azn:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/26 "2003-07-31T14:46:56Z")
Curses, my stupid firewall won’t let me through either…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/27 "2003-07-31T15:26:32Z")
> \*Originally posted by Soul \*
> \*\*Omg! You die from giving yourself Oral Sex!? lololol :P:P
- Soul :s: \*\*
A friend of mine hacks this guys “web cam” site and found some videos of this guy performing “Auto-Fellatio”. It was the most wrong thing I have ever seen in my life. This kid had to move out of the country LITERALLY. He moved down to Mexico to live with his dad.
PS, we also got his Database of all the users, e-mail addresses and PayPal account numbers because this kid was only 16 and we may want to distribute this list someday. 😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/28 "2003-07-31T15:33:47Z")
> \*Originally posted by DigitalPimp \*
> **This kid had to move out of the country LITERALLY. He moved down to Mexico to live with his dad.**
> Why?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/29 "2003-07-31T15:54:00Z")
really - well at least it’s only a 5% chance… I think the odds are in my favour 😉
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/30 "2003-07-31T17:49:22Z")
June 19 2003, hey cool, i’m already dead!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/31 "2003-07-31T18:58:36Z")
Ooooooooo i feel a spirit among us…metallicat ??
:P:P:P
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/death-test-how-long-will-you-live/27206/32 "2003-07-31T19:50:07Z")
lol
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