# Died Virgin

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/died-virgin/297817>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [October 8, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/died-virgin/297817 "2009-10-08T17:57:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![sophiedsouza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@sophiedsouza](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sophiedsouza)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/died-virgin/297817/1 "2009-10-08T17:57:15Z")

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An old lady 85, a virgin, about to die wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: RETURNED UNOPENED.