# Dont know if any of you have seen this but

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**Created:** [October 18, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dont-know-if-any-of-you-have-seen-this-but/204237 "2006-10-18T07:59:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![lorren\_biffin](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/lorren_biffin/32/2726_2.png) [@lorren\_biffin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lorren_biffin)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/dont-know-if-any-of-you-have-seen-this-but/204237/1 "2006-10-18T07:59:51Z")

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…I thought it was hilarious 🙂 Email read as follows.

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To My Darling Understanding Husband:

Before you return from your business trip, I want you to know that I  
had a little accident while driving your precious pickup truck.  
Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn’t get hurt, so you  
don’t have to worry about that.

I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning  
into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia.  
She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little  
shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a “storewide”  
clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped  
off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The  
garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped  
my car. Don’t worry, your motorcycle and you beer chest did not get  
damaged at all!

I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried  
that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will  
forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care  
for you.

I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage  
door is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don’t you stay at  
that hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess  
cleaned up-----I really don’t want you to have to worry about me, or the  
garage door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me  
make it all better.

I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can’t wait to hold  
you in my arms again!

Your loving wife,  
XOXOXOXOXO

[Photo of accident…](http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image0011qd1.jpg)