# Ebay item -
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [February 12, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378 "2003-02-12T06:54:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/21 "2003-02-13T23:37:34Z")
_Steals fester’s beer and runs_
_but trips because he has already been drinking for 3 hours and falls…spilling all the beer_
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/22 "2003-02-14T01:50:45Z")
\*picks up the beer and hands them water (but they dont know it) to try to sober them up, cause to much drinking will give you liver failure :hangover: \*
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/23 "2003-02-14T02:57:05Z")
someone please buy it!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/24 "2003-02-14T06:51:55Z")
yes yes yes i promise…now buy … go go go!!! I don’t even know 2 people that sell on ebay!..
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/25 "2003-02-14T07:07:19Z")
and you must chop down the tallest tree in the foreeeeeessst WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH a herring.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/26 "2003-02-14T15:10:07Z")
hrmz…you could buy my ring instead…almost as satisfying as tree chopping and bush planting…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/27 "2003-02-14T15:22:48Z")
> \*Originally posted by [mdipi.com](http://mdipi.com) \*
> \*\*\*picks up the beer and hands them water (but they dont know it) to try to sober them up, cause to much drinking will give you liver failure :hangover: \* \*\*
Do you have any idea how mad someone gets when they are drunk and you give them water!?
Well, they usually don’t because they can’t taste the difference, but if they knew then you would get you butt kicked! :bad:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/28 "2003-02-14T15:38:27Z")
**Realizes beer has been stolen**
_Goes to fridge to get another_
**loads .44 and drinks beer waiting for more poachers**
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/29 "2003-02-14T15:42:15Z")
_pulls out tranq gun to calm fest down…_
_trips again and shoots self in neck_
\*goes down slow…everything…fades…out… :sleep:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/30 "2003-02-14T17:55:36Z")
buy it.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/31 "2003-02-16T02:22:51Z")
4 hours left gogogo
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/32 "2003-02-16T02:32:54Z")
_walks in with a 12 guage, stumbles over Jubba and shoots, puts hole in can. can is drained. fester just thinks the beer is liter and keeps drinking nothing…_
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/33 "2003-02-16T02:36:39Z")
_walkes into room slipps on beer, hits head on floor, feels very sleepy_:sleep:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ebay-item/13378/34 "2003-02-16T05:44:48Z")
> \*Originally posted by david \*
> prstudio, despite the fact that you have some support for what you did, it’s still poor web edicate.
hmmm…web edicate…interesting concept…
=) =) 😛
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