### Author:  [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/1 "2008-06-19T22:18:15Z")
This is really why I love the Internet.
> **[Got six weeks? Try the hundred push ups training program • r/science](https://www.reddit.com/comments/6nz1k/got_six_weeks_try_the_hundred_push_ups_training/c04ehte)**
>
> 1625 points and 33328 comments so far on reddit
Might have to click \ to see more comments.
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### Author:  [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/2 "2008-06-19T22:22:47Z")
Wow that only gets funnier. Skip the first large paragraph.
//edit fine don’t skip it then.
… the story 2 posts down is funnier.
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### Author:  [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/3 "2008-06-19T22:27:06Z")
No don’t skip it. That’s what makes it funny.
If you skip it, and read the later parts, and realize oh crap this would be so funny if I had read the first paragraph, you’d hate yourself for missing such an epic moment. You’d feel like you were a piglet that got kicked in the nuts by Templarian.
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### Author:  [@sekasi](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sekasi)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/4 "2008-06-19T22:36:00Z")
Doesn’t quite quality as an Epic thread unfortunately.
this, however (originally posted in a forum) IS.
[http://notesfromthecouch.blogspot.com/2007/12/classic-ryans-steakhouse-poo-pants.html](http://notesfromthecouch.blogspot.com/2007/12/classic-ryans-steakhouse-poo-pants.html)
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### Author:  [@shane\_c](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/shane_c)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/5 "2008-06-19T22:42:54Z")
That is pretty ■■■■ funny. God bless the internet… Funny threads and High Def Moms.
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### Author:  [@3d\_Nirvana](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/3d_Nirvana)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/6 "2008-06-20T00:19:40Z")
wow i laughed out loud. i love the internet too 🙂
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### Author:  [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/7 "2008-06-20T16:10:57Z")
large-people-fork to eat dentists! AAAAAAAhhahahhahahhha :lol:
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### Author:  [@ajcates](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/ajcates)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/8 "2008-06-20T16:14:28Z")
@sekasi
One of the funniest story’s I have ever read.
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### Author:  [@w1sh](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/w1sh)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/9 "2008-06-20T17:00:56Z")
> [@MTsoul;2346009](#):
>
> [Reddit - Dive into anything](http://www.reddit.com/info/6nz1k/comments/c04ehte)
Someone should turn that template into a mad-lib engine and Kirupia should submit about 10k more comments to that.
Edit: btw, MTsoul’s entry wins. 🙂
Edit2: I’m making that engine now. 😉
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### Author:  [@zao](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zao)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/10 "2008-06-20T18:13:01Z")
Holy monkey, I couldn’t stop laughing.
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### Author:  [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/11 "2008-06-20T18:17:14Z")
> [@MTsoul](#):
>
> Might have to click \ to see more comments.
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### Author:  [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/12 "2008-06-20T20:07:29Z")
@Dan, I always wanted to say when someone points that out. If what I said was so obvious, doesn’t that make your comment obvious as well, Captain Obvious Obvious? And of course, I’m being Captain Obvious x3.
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### Author:  [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/13 "2008-06-20T20:16:00Z")
Obviously. :lol:
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### Author:  [@w1sh](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/w1sh)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/14 "2008-06-20T20:20:00Z")
_brain explodes_
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### Author:  [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/15 "2008-06-20T20:44:29Z")
Obviousness is in the air. Well you can’t blame it. It’s not February anymore. ☹
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### Author:  [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/16 "2008-06-20T21:00:53Z")
Well in that case, everything anybody says is obvious to at least one person, and if it’s not to anybody else, they must be dumb. Thus what we say and, by extension, what we do are simply manifestations of what was originally and presumably the big bang, of which we are obligated to act under as deterministic beings whose only consciousness serve as the purpose of an illusion, of which we are not capable of differentiating from the impositions forced upon us by the so-called God or equivalently natural laws we have so pretentiously and self-conceitedly defined and discovered, only to fool our mere existence into a collective zombie controlled by not only the natural forces themselves, but perhaps sustained by the Matrix which by (our) definition cannot be perceived or experienced until we grow out of our gestations and physical consciousness. In other words, we are doomed to suffer inexplicable and incomprehensible dearth of understanding of ourselves and so called perceptions of patency.
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### Author:  [@zao](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zao)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/17 "2008-06-20T21:11:57Z")
lolwut?
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### Author:  [@w1sh](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/w1sh)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/18 "2008-06-20T21:21:13Z")
^ Isn’t it obvious?
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### Author:  [@hl1](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hl1)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/19 "2008-06-20T22:58:02Z")
:lol: @ sekasi. That was epic.
The sad thing is, I walked into a scene EXACTLY like that at a Denny’s once. The guy wasn’t as polite though, he didn’t clean up after himself. Upon seeing crap on the walls, floor, toilet, and a bit some how on the ceiling, I lost my need to take a \*\*\*\*, like the guy before lost his \*\*\*\* in the bathroom.
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### Author:  [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/epic-thread-is-epic/263873/20 "2008-06-21T08:39:49Z")
> [@MTsoul;2346594](#):
>
> Well in that case, everything anybody says is obvious to at least one person, and if it’s not to anybody else, they must be dumb. Thus what we say and, by extension, what we do are simply manifestations of what was originally and presumably the big bang, of which we are obligated to act under as deterministic beings whose only consciousness serve as the purpose of an illusion, of which we are not capable of differentiating from the impositions forced upon us by the so-called God or equivalently natural laws we have so pretentiously and self-conceitedly defined and discovered, only to fool our mere existence into a collective zombie controlled by not only the natural forces themselves, but perhaps sustained by the Matrix which by (our) definition cannot be perceived or experienced until we grow out of our gestations and physical consciousness. In other words, we are doomed to suffer inexplicable and incomprehensible dearth of understanding of ourselves and so called perceptions of patency.
:stare:
Bleh… It’s obvious. :asleep:
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