# Facelift

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/facelift/88642>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [May 1, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/facelift/88642 "2005-05-01T09:20:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![icleric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@icleric](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/icleric)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/facelift/88642/1 "2005-05-01T09:20:24Z")

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A 47 years old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and  
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand  
and asks the man, ‘‘Sir, how old do you think I am’’? The man  
replies ‘‘You’re 30, right?’’ She says ‘‘No, I’m 47, but nice  
try.’’ The next day, she goes to McDonald’s. She orders her  
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ‘‘How old do you  
think I am?’’ The man replies, ‘‘You’re 37, right?’’ The lady  
says ‘‘No, I’m 47, but good guess.’’ After lunch, she gets on  
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He  
replies ‘‘Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my  
hand down her panties.’’ So, quietly and quickly, she lets him  
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ‘‘You’re 47!’’ The  
lady, astonished, asks, ‘‘How did you know?’’ The old man  
replies ‘‘I was standing right behind you at McDonald’s.’’