# Farty **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460 "2003-05-08T20:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Illuminae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@Illuminae](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Illuminae)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/1 "2003-05-08T20:37:50Z")
ok, dont get mad at me for spammin, cuz im desparately bored, and this is something that happened to me today, and it made me laugh, so i am hoping maybe it will make one of you laugh too. :beam: so im at school, and i am outside walking from one building to the other, and i am all grumbly cuz its cold and rainy and i didn’t sleep last night. and this dude, walks past me, and he is like all buisnesslike, and just after he crosses my path, he clears his throat in a real fake way and rips a big fart. like he was trying to cover it up. but i fooled him, i heard it anyway. hehe. anyway, it just got me thinkin, about how funny it is when ppl try to cover up body sounds with coughs or stuff. sorry if this is a gross thread. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/2 "2003-05-08T20:41:47Z")
hahahhahahhha, did you laugh in his face? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/3 "2003-05-08T20:43:32Z")
hahaha! omgosh@i can smell it here all of a sudden~! thats sooo funny htough! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/4 "2003-05-08T20:44:51Z")
haha, i would of started coughing and then fell and acted like i passed out. 😛 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/5 "2003-05-08T20:45:33Z")
I’d stuffed a cork up his wazoo… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/6 "2003-05-08T20:48:38Z")
haha, yeah, i burst out laughing. he musta been soo red… lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/7 "2003-05-08T23:15:54Z")
> \*Originally posted by eilsoe \* > \*\*I’d stuffed a cork up his wazoo… \*\* wazoo, heh, what a great word and yes i woulda ‘passed out’ too! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/8 "2003-05-08T23:16:41Z")
hehe, well, i was outside, so i couldnt smell anything, i think i was upwind… lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/9 "2003-05-08T23:20:47Z")
Man when I fart in public I go the whole hog. Slight bend in one leg as I shift my weight, I screw up my face and let rip. I had some Jamaican Gumbo last night and I have to admit I STINK! I think I may have to go down the supermarket and clear some isles with my fragrant smell 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/farty/20460/10 "2003-05-08T23:23:07Z")
ugh. i cant believe i actually came back to this thread while i’m eating. where’s my common sense?? lol