# Favorite bumper sticker
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [February 5, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146 "2004-02-05T18:30:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@lunatic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lunatic)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/1 "2004-02-05T18:30:28Z")
Okay, enough with the on/off Red Mirror Ball (aside: hey RMB are you cute? then I vote ON RED MIRROR BALL - bwah hah hah).
On to other random things: favorite bumper sticker. Mine?
“Please god help me to be the person my dog thinks I am”.
I remind myself of that every day after work when I am grumpy and walk through the front door. ([see my post](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=13021&perpage=15&highlight=post%20your%20desktop&pagenumber=7) in : Post your Desktops!)
:beam:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/2 "2004-02-05T18:37:17Z")
My favorite one (only been told of, though) is one that’s upside down and says:
> If you can read this, please flip me over
Lemme think of other favorites…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/3 "2004-02-05T18:39:36Z")
_picture of mushroom cloud_ Made in america, tested in japan
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/4 "2004-02-05T18:52:34Z")
> keep honking, I’m reloading
> Bad cop!!! … No Donut!
And this one I dont quite understand, but I laughed my balls off when I saw it.
> I poke badgers with spoons
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/5 "2004-02-05T18:57:45Z")
keep honking, I’m reloading.
&
I don’t brake.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/6 "2004-02-05T19:05:44Z")
> Behind every great woman is… some guy staring at her a s s.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/7 "2004-02-05T19:05:49Z")
> Only God saves more than Bernie Parant
// Parant was one of the best goaltenders in NHL history. In the two Stanley Cup seasons, Parant posted a GAA below 1.90 in an era of hockey when goals came often
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/8 "2004-02-05T19:37:07Z")
If you can read this… GET OFF MY \*\*\*!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/9 "2004-02-05T19:41:10Z")
> [size=5]My Kid[/size][size=1]
> got your kid,[/size][size=5]
> an Honor Student at
> WellRun Academy,[/size][size=1]
> Pregnant![/size]
Rev
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/10 "2004-02-05T19:51:44Z")
>
Honk if you’ve never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
>
I still miss my ex…but my aim is getting better!
>
Guns dont kill people, lead peircing peoples vital organs kills people
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/11 "2004-02-05T19:54:08Z")
rev’s reminded me of this one 😉
> My kid beat up your honor student
Though I guess its kind of overshadowed now :sure:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/12 "2004-02-05T20:04:35Z")
> Dog is my copilot
And this one makes me really laugh:
> I finally found Jesus . . . . he was behind the couch the whole time!
😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/13 "2004-02-05T20:10:24Z")
> \*Originally posted by fester8542 \*
> \*\*And this one I dont quite understand, but I laughed my balls off when I saw it. \*\*
Fester that bumper sticker is a reference to a comment made by Eddie Izzard, a British Comedian, in his “Dress To Kill” tour. He is hysterical. Check him out. [www.eddieizzard.com](http://www.eddieizzard.com) you might be able to find some clips…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/14 "2004-02-05T20:14:31Z")
I’ll have to check it out. Thanks man.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/15 "2004-02-05T20:15:56Z")
Jesus Loves You
[SIZE=1]Everyone else thinks you’re an A-hole[/SIZE]
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/16 "2004-02-05T20:26:36Z")
keep honking, I’m reloading.
\<-- from the south.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/17 "2004-02-05T20:26:44Z")
> Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
> Watch out for the idiot behind me.
> I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
> My other bumper sticker is funny.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/18 "2004-02-05T21:09:40Z")
(old I know, but always good for a chuckle)
> I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/19 "2004-02-05T21:11:23Z")
“hang up and drive”
this is when my brother and i pulled up next to her both talking on our phones.
great times:P
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/42146/20 "2004-02-05T21:38:39Z")
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