# First Drink **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192 "2006-04-19T17:18:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/1 "2006-04-19T17:18:48Z")
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Whooosh! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant “Take another drink”! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant “Take another drink”! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!! The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left…then to the right … right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says… “He should have quit while he was a head!” ---
**Author:** ![MTsoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/2 "2006-04-19T17:22:49Z")
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahh… that wasn’t as funny as I expected ☹ ---
**Author:** ![shiftedfocus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@shiftedfocus](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/shiftedfocus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/3 "2006-04-19T17:50:31Z")
harsh but funny ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/4 "2006-04-19T17:51:52Z")
I liked it just because its such a huge pump up for such a lame punchline ---
**Author:** ![RabBell](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/rabbell/32/340_2.png) [@RabBell](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RabBell)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/5 "2006-04-19T17:53:04Z")
ehrmmm…kinda sad ☹ sicko 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lunatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lunatic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lunatic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/6 "2006-04-19T17:54:28Z")
Booo!!! 😜 Reminds me of the “frayed knot” joke. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Joppe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b38774/32.png) [@Joppe](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Joppe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/7 "2006-04-19T18:04:07Z")
☹ I feel sorry for the kid ---
**Author:** ![unclesond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@unclesond](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/unclesond)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/8 "2006-04-19T18:10:05Z")
made me smile (-: ---
**Author:** ![ben\_is\_sparky](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/ben_is_sparky/32/664_2.png) [@ben\_is\_sparky](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/ben_is_sparky)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/9 "2006-04-19T18:12:33Z")
I thought it was going to be a ‘legless’ joke. 😜 ---
**Author:** ![squishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@squishy](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/squishy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/10 "2006-04-19T18:47:29Z")
**The son is just a head!** how can he be a guy when he is only a head?:q: ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/11 "2006-04-19T18:56:18Z")
:lol: good observation I suppose 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/12 "2006-04-19T19:23:56Z")
:lol: Well I liked it - maybe he’s just got the whole package (manhood and vital organs) in his head somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/13 "2006-04-19T19:27:36Z")
Haha nice, I’ll tell this joke to everyone I encounter today. ---
**Author:** ![lunatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lunatic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lunatic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/14 "2006-04-19T19:44:59Z")
> [@TheCanadian](#): > > :lol: Well I liked it - maybe he’s just got the whole package (manhood and vital organs) in his head somewhere. Isn’t that where all you men store them? 😛 :run: ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/15 "2006-04-19T19:57:45Z")
> [@lunatic](#): > > Isn’t that where all you men store them? 😛 > > :run: Only non-hetero cannibals. _cough_ :whistle: ---
**Author:** ![lunatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lunatic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lunatic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/16 "2006-04-19T20:06:09Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![leisuresuitlissy](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/leisuresuitlissy/32/2109_2.png) [@leisuresuitlissy](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/leisuresuitlissy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/17 "2006-04-19T22:48:40Z")
Reminds me of the Leroy joke 😑 ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Wheeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@Jeff\_Wheeler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jeff_Wheeler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/18 "2006-04-19T22:58:57Z")
:lol: It was pretty good… but stupid. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![McGuffin](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/mcguffin/32/408_2.png) [@McGuffin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/McGuffin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/19 "2006-04-19T23:22:58Z")
Maybe I’m just a sick bastard but that’s one of the better jokes I’ve heard 😛 ---
**Author:** ![secretinish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@secretinish](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/secretinish)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192/20 "2006-04-20T00:47:23Z")
ooh stinky!!!🥚 [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/first-drink/186192.md?page=2)