# For the Guys **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [May 2, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884 "2003-05-02T12:46:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/61 "2003-05-02T20:47:41Z")
hhahahahahahahaha. i am actually LOLing at the turn of events here. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/62 "2003-05-02T20:50:26Z")
Mmmm… ohhh that??? nice job, golgi 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/63 "2003-05-02T20:50:26Z")
oh i get it now. a hug just doesn’t hack it when compared to this. You rule! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/64 "2003-05-02T20:52:47Z")
yes you rule! will you marry me? =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/65 "2003-05-02T20:55:41Z")
heyyy. i like legoman’s idea. so i’m changing it to this… still buying the cooler of beer. but each beer will have a letter written under the label. then the letters will spell out a word, that is where he should go. then he gets there, and there is a milkshake. then in the milkshake is a little baggie with another clue. that will then lead him to jamaica, where i smile, look him in the eyes, tell him how i love jesus and i love him for loving jesus, then i scratch his back and give him h\*\*\*. yahahhahah ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/66 "2003-05-02T20:58:13Z")
whatever golgi… i´m kindaof stucked it he last part :love: :love: :love: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/67 "2003-05-02T20:59:19Z")
hahaha. KirupaLoveMatch. rotf ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/68 "2003-05-02T21:04:21Z")
Best thing a woman can do for a guy? How about ‘understand the offside rule’? Which I do. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/69 "2003-05-02T21:05:18Z")
okay, kit, you’ll hafta explain the offside rule, cuz im afraid im not familiar with that one… unless your making a sports reference, in which case i understand it… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/70 "2003-05-02T21:07:50Z")
two things… kit… what is the “offside rule”? and anyone… does anyone know what a “kike” is? i don’t wanna offend anyone or anything, but my friend had a customer go off and call him that and he had to call the cops on him and all sorts of stuff, but i was just wondering what the heck that meant… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/71 "2003-05-02T21:08:38Z")
It’s a footballing reference… A player is offside if he is in a position closer to the goal line than the last defending opposition player (excluding the keeper) when the ball is played. Simple. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/72 "2003-05-02T21:09:13Z")
golgi: anti-semetic… bad word… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
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oh man! that’s way outta line. thanks rev. _feels naive_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/74 "2003-05-02T21:12:11Z")
That’s okay… I first got called that when I was 19… and no, I’m not jewish, nor do I have any of the “markers.” people can be so primitive in their thoughts… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/75 "2003-05-02T21:17:11Z")
> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \* > \*\*It’s a footballing reference… A player is offside if he is in a position closer to the goal line than the last defending opposition player (excluding the keeper) when the ball is played. Simple. 🙂 \*\* hahaha. niice. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/76 "2003-05-02T21:19:03Z")
It’s a weird rule and no-one really understands it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/77 "2003-05-02T22:30:20Z")
All A guy needs, is when he comes home… Girl in Handcuffs and dinner on the side… Preferably, dinner first… :sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/78 "2003-05-02T22:32:06Z")
hahahaha, now how would she be able to serve him dinner if she is handcuffed?? think beer, think… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/79 "2003-05-02T22:36:03Z")
hehehe… Thats why I said dinner first… Have the dinner sitting warm on a table and she must be already handcuffed to the bed, heels on. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884/80 "2003-05-02T22:38:32Z")
ah, but you missed my point, wouldn’t it be better if she could serve you that dinner? i would think it would be even more kingly… [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/for-the-guys/19884.md?page=5)