# Funniest town name ever

**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961
**Category:** random
**Created:** [July 7, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961 "2003-07-07T18:54:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![sttuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@sttuffy](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sttuffy)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/1 "2003-07-07T18:54:28Z")

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Hi all, I was driving through upstate NY this holiday weekend, and I started laughing so hard I almost drove off the road when I passed the sign for this town: Coxsackie. Its real… look it up on mapquest! :beam: Just thought I would share the highlight of my vacation, and see if anyone else had any funny town names they would like to share!

PS, looking at mapquest, 2 towns over from coxsackie, NY is gayhead, NY…

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/2 "2003-07-07T18:59:05Z")

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Yeah, ever seen Jackass? They drive in “Mianus”

:P:P:P

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/3 "2003-07-07T18:59:38Z")

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Do you now this town exist too?

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

It’s a little town in wales. 🙂

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/4 "2003-07-07T18:59:56Z")

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There is a town, just outside Portland, Oregon, named:

Boring, Oregon

that’s right, Boring, Oregon.

The fire trucks run through town with \<b\>BFD\</b\> in bright gold letters on the side…

the sign upon entering says:

“Welcome to Boring Oregon”

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/5 "2003-07-07T19:04:59Z")

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There is also an

intercourse, PA

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/6 "2003-07-07T19:06:44Z")

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Heh, as well as a Climax, PA 🙂

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/7 "2003-07-07T19:56:27Z")

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there’s Hell, Michigan :-\

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/8 "2003-07-07T21:30:41Z")

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There’s a Waycross Georgia.

Where you going?  
Way cross Georgia :P.

[SIZE=1]OT: nice new footer Thor[/SIZE]

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/9 "2003-07-07T21:51:42Z")

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there’s a city called Nagykutas which (in polish) means “naked dick”

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pl (eng)

in Poland we have  
pieklo (Hell)  
stare babki (old grannies)  
nowa szwecja (new sweden)  
paryz (paris)  
and lot more 😉

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/11 "2003-07-07T22:34:00Z")

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ive seen a bus from Boring Oregon while on a field trip to OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science and Industry) me and my firends a a good laugh because we also joked that our town should be named Boring, but hey its already taken

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/12 "2003-07-07T23:01:58Z")

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Theres a town in the good old U.K up near the Lake District called c0ckermouth… Which is amusing and also a place called Bile i forget its where-a-bouts though.

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/13 "2003-07-07T23:33:45Z")

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There is a place in Alabama called Eastaboga. It doesn’t have any negative connotations attached to it (at least from what I can see), but repeat Eastaboga a few times while jumping around the room waving your arms like a manatee - you just might laugh!

You should also casually work that word into your usual conversations also. I’ve provided a few examples:

“Is that an eastaboga on your shoes?”

“OMG, an eastaboga landed in my food!”

“Lostinbeta, can you help me create a preloader for my eastaboga?”

“9 out of 10 doctors recommend brushing with Eastaboga to help whiten teeth/fangs.”

“That tiny Asian guy ate over 44 eastabogas at the annual Eastaboga Eating Contest”

“For further information, dial 1-800-EASTABOGA.”

Eastaboga!  
Kirupa 👽

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/14 "2003-07-07T23:39:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kirupa \*  
> **“That tiny Asian guy ate over 44 eastabogas at the annual Eastaboga Eating Contest”**  
> Kirupa, I am _very_ offended by this comment…

…tiny Asian guys can easily top 62 eastabogas \<div style=“zoom=250%”\>:P\</div\>

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/15 "2003-07-07T23:42:46Z")

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Are you telling me that :asian:, 👽, :esmirk:, :asian:, and Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) :elderly: can eat 62 eastabogas…:thumb:?

Cheers!  
Kirupa :ninja:

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#### Post date: [July 7, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/16 "2003-07-07T23:46:09Z")

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Lol, Estaboga. It sounds funny after repeating it after a while. As for Coxsackie, I’ve been there actually since I live in upstate NY. I don’t get the pun for it though.

=)

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#### Post date: [July 8, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/17 "2003-07-08T04:27:16Z")

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mr. myagi :elderly: is still alive?! he’s too old to eat estanbogas, i heard there high in colesterol.

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#### Post date: [July 8, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/18 "2003-07-08T07:19:43Z")

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i once drove through a Goobertown (in Arkansas…go figure)

and

there’s a place named Weiner in Arkansas too…although it’s pronounced “Winer” instead of “Weener” ☹

-teet

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#### Post date: [July 8, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/19 "2003-07-08T07:36:06Z")

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i’ve heard that there is a place somewhere called “w\*nkers corner” But then again my mate told me about it, o im not entirely sure…

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#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/funniest-town-name-ever/24961/20 "2003-07-10T16:01:32Z")

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Maxtr0sity, was that sarcasm?

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