# Gather up to hear the funniest joke ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199 "2003-03-11T20:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guig0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8baadc/32.png) [@Guig0](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Guig0)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/1 "2003-03-11T20:29:42Z")
i´ve overheard some ppl saying that we have, in our ver own comunity, the funniest comediant alive, and that his unique and sharp sense of humor makes him the best joke teller ever! So, i talked to him and pleaded (begged) for him to give us the honnor to hear one of his famous jokes. the only request he made was: > gather all kirupians online in a single thread, coz i don´t tell jokes to an empty audience… reasonable, huh? i think so… …so, if you want to hear the joke of a lifetime, i introduce you ::rolling drums:: …BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB **B-DAWNG**!!! _clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap_clap\* ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/2 "2003-03-11T20:31:27Z")
lol 😛 :P… well he looks funny indeed… :P… i was gonna post a pic of his making a monkey face but i lost it :(… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/3 "2003-03-11T22:14:43Z")
I am bouncing with anticipation bdawg… do yo thang… ::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/4 "2003-03-11T22:46:25Z")
i´m sure i´ve seen he lurking in this post on who´s online… iwonder why he doesn´t played his roll…:-\ …i think he got shy…:sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/5 "2003-03-11T23:52:11Z")
um… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/6 "2003-03-12T00:31:22Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! thats funny guigo. you really are a great guy [SIZE=1]psst…thats was a cover up. i need you to teach me how to write…invisible messages.[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/7 "2003-03-12T00:37:50Z")
i just sh\*t my pants ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/8 "2003-03-12T01:33:53Z")
haha lol=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/9 "2003-03-12T01:40:24Z")
_repeats thor’s post_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/10 "2003-03-12T07:12:15Z")
[click here](http://www.linux-sec.net/Mail/spam.sounds/spam-spam-song.wav) :bandit: Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/11 "2003-03-12T07:26:57Z")
wanna hear a joke… ROFLMAO! Nice spamsong… 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/12 "2003-03-12T10:08:32Z")
So far I am disappointed. B\_Dawg has yet to make me laugh on this thread. I reckon that I am the better comedian. 🙂 So I went into a pub the other day, and I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I thought ‘he’s trying to pull a fast one.’ Boom boom. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/13 "2003-03-12T11:04:35Z")
hehehhehe rev, that was funny! 🙂 it reminded me of that scene in Being John Malkovich, you know when Malkovich goes through the portal to his own self, and everyone has his head, including the women and they’re all speaking ‘Malkovich’, that was funny wasn’t it? Huh? Well? Don’t you think? Hello? [SIZE=4]HELLO?[/SIZE] :: frogs croak, tumbleweed flies past :: [SIZE=1]the silence of the kirupans speaks volumes…[/SIZE] well i thought it was funny. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/14 "2003-03-12T12:25:41Z")
“Malkovich Malkovich.” “Malkovich?” “MALKOVICH !!!” We have a tiny door in the Physics department of Uni that bears the sign: > Room 357. > Dr. J. Malkovich. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/15 "2003-03-12T12:42:04Z")
[COLOR=red]**[SIZE=7]WHERE ART THOU B-DANDY ??? [/SIZE]**[/COLOR] :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/16 "2003-03-12T12:44:02Z")
[COLOR=teal]**[SIZE=7]WHERE ART THOU B-DANDY ??? [/SIZE]**[/COLOR] :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/17 "2003-03-12T12:45:17Z")
> \*Originally posted by Guig0 \* > **[COLOR=indigo]**[SIZE=7]WHERE ART THOU > B-DANDY ??? [/SIZE]\*\*[/COLOR] > :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: \*\* ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/18 "2003-03-12T14:57:11Z")
…alright quit spamming. this thread is headed nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/19 "2003-03-12T15:05:47Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*…alright quit spamming. this thread is headed nowhere. \*\* Hey! I live there! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/20 "2003-03-12T15:11:59Z")
you do?? me too 😛 😛 [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199.md?page=2)