# Gather up to hear the funniest joke ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199 "2003-03-11T20:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/21 "2003-03-12T15:13:05Z")
> \*Originally posted by Guig0 \* > [COLOR=deeppink]**[SIZE=7]WHERE ART THOU > B-DANDY ??? [/SIZE]**[/COLOR] :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/22 "2003-03-12T15:23:01Z")
_ahem_ …So a guy decides that he needs to get away from his hectic life in the city and rents a cabin in the middle of the Rocky Mountains to contimplate his life. On his 3rd day a bizarre looking Mountain Man comes walking up the path to his cabin wearing overalls, some sort of pelt for a hat and sporting less than 4 teeth. “…Can I help you?” the cityslicker asks. “Sure gets lonely up here, dont it?” he replies “Yes,…yes it does get kindof lonely” “I live a couple of bridges over yonder and I just wanted to invite you to a Mountain Party I am throwin’ tonight.” the mountain man states with a smile. Not wanting to sound rude, the guy replies “Oh, … well I dont really know what a mountain party is…” “Oh, a Mountain part aint nothing but a just a bunch of dancin’ and drinkin’ and fightin’ and f\*ckin” The guy says “Oh… Well you know, I might be interested in that. Can I bring anything?” The Mountain Man says “No no… Just bring yourself.” “And what does on wear to a Mountain Party?” And the Mountain Man says “Hell-just wear whatever you want. Aint gunna be but you and me.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/23 "2003-03-12T15:31:57Z")
thats good sheep, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/24 "2003-03-12T15:37:05Z")
A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind man hollers to the bartender, “Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do. What’s more, the bloke sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D’ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Ach, no…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” where is B-Dawg to save us from this mediocrity?? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/25 "2003-03-12T15:38:38Z")
thats lame b-dawg… :-\ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/26 "2003-03-12T15:40:54Z")
Hehehe 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/27 "2003-03-12T15:46:51Z")
good joke lego, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/28 "2003-03-12T15:58:58Z")
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam: “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.” 😊 “All right,” he said, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.” :whistle: In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?” :sure: “Put them on the chair, on top of mine.” 😉 ---
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LOL 😛 good one yikes 😉 , but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/30 "2003-03-12T16:06:08Z")
What did the banana say to the vibrator? “Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199/31 "2003-03-12T18:09:06Z")
> \*Originally posted by sykes \* > \*\*During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam: “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.” 😊 “All right,” he said, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.” :whistle: In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?” :sure: “Put them on the chair, on top of mine.” 😉 \*\* hahaha. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/gather-up-to-hear-the-funniest-joke-ever/15199.md?page=1)