# Girls Girls Girls
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330
**Category:** random
**Created:** [August 1, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330 "2003-08-01T04:34:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/21 "2003-08-01T14:11:24Z")
I do. I so do. :evil:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/22 "2003-08-01T14:15:46Z")
> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \*
> \*\*I could do the same with men and beer, you know. š
I think Iām going to start sending team emails in |337 now. :evil:
Thereās one for your _bored in the office_ threadā¦ \*\*
=) my thread is really poppular :love:
> \*Originally posted by The Orange One \*
> **YAY! write it in the thread kit, im sure jaz will put it on the listā¦**
itās not there as i still dont know about this new alien language u guys are talking about, will someone explain me please?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/23 "2003-08-01T14:21:41Z")
its geek talk. basically the same as english, except that letters are replaced with numbers and special characters. There are a few variations but a rough guide is:
a=4
b=8
c=(
d=c|
e=3
ā¦etc. To be honest i dont know it that well. Apparantly asphalt is the guy you want to talk to.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/24 "2003-08-01T14:28:27Z")
He is indeed, āda manā. š
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/25 "2003-08-01T14:36:12Z")
> \*Originally posted by SureShot \*
> \*\*wow.
I cant say that girls are bad because the girlfriend I have know is the greatest girl on the face of this planet. Not once has [size=4][color=red]he[/color][/size] complained when I went out with my friends, had to play baseball 2 nights a week for 3 months while they were the only 2 nights she had off from work, she never wines about anything (except for girl kind of stuff and that only happens once every so often š )
Iām pretty \*\*\*\* lucky thatās for sure.
Oh yah - am I in the dessert because I think I just saw some Camel Toe! \*\*
WTF?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/26 "2003-08-01T14:41:03Z")
asphaltā¦??
oh i shud have known š
actually we have something simlar here too. here, we replace a word wid another wordā¦ Hmmā¦ lets say i have to say.
\*\* bored in office \*\* in that language
a=z
b=y
c=x
d=w
e=v
f=u
g=t
h=s
i=r
j=q
k=p
l=o
m=n
n=m
o=l
p=k
q=j
r=i
s=h
t=g
u=f
v=e
w=d
x=c
y=b
z=a
bored in office will be \*\* YLIVW RM LUURXV \*\*
try pronouncing it š hahaha
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/27 "2003-08-01T14:52:17Z")
wots the problem digital?
he loves his girlfriend and made a mistake in typingā¦ everyone thinks their gf is the best. Hey I do, may b that person suits ur likings and personality and it makes u think that sheās perfect for u?
Hey i feel that way too and if u think lovers are hijacking ur thread, we can take over the world š
but seriously i never understood wat u were trying to suggest wid WTF??? expression.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/28 "2003-08-01T16:01:26Z")
Look for the underlined word and then read that sentence.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/29 "2003-08-01T16:04:51Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/30 "2003-08-01T16:08:01Z")
Somebody finally noticesā¦
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/31 "2003-08-01T16:08:50Z")
hahah - guss I better find the edit button! š
wow - I think my face just turned red!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/32 "2003-08-01T16:13:15Z")
lmfao haha no worriesā¦ others have done it.
Check out this.
[http://www.bash.org/?4488](http://www.bash.org/?4488)
This site is great.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/33 "2003-08-01T16:16:39Z")
ahaha. boy now that is a typo!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/34 "2003-08-01T16:50:11Z")
now donāt get me wrong about this girl shes wonderfulā¦sometimes. Itās like talking to a 2 yr old thoughā¦eveything i say goes in one ear and out the other. I think she has a selective hearing loss.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/35 "2003-08-01T17:16:37Z")
[www.bash.org](http://www.bash.org) is officially the bestest site ever!
> [size=1]#21516
> turno: I want to \*\*\*\* Michelleās brains out with my huge \*\*\*\*ing \*\*\*\*, over and over again ā¦ and then her sister can come and join us too.
> Seeker: Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on [bash.org](http://bash.org)?
> turno: Iāll \*\*\*\*ing KILL YOU! !
> Seeker: Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said sheād be pretty angry right?
> turno: Dude you have no \*\*\*\*ing clue, donāt seriouslyā¦ youād be ruining my life.
> Seeker: Donāt worry, I wonāt post it.
> [Privmsg] Seeker: Hey dude, Iām gonna paste something - will you post it on [bash.org](http://bash.org)?
> [Privmsg] opiate: the turno thing? haha you \*\*\*\*ing bastard!!
> [Privmsg] Seeker: hehe his momās gonna \*\*\*\*ing kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
> [Privmsg] opiate: yeah and then heās gonna come \*\*\*\*ing kill us, still I reckon itās worth it;)
> [Privmsg] turno: Youāre not gonna post it are you ? Please donāt ā¦ Iām begging you.
> [Privmsg] Seeker: Iām not gonna post it:) and even if I did sheād never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
> [Privmsg] turno: _phew_ spose you have a point[/size]
> [size=1]#4848
> ohm: \*\*\*\*
> ohm: \*\*\*\*
> ohm: \*\*\*\*
> ohm: i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmotherās window pops up
> ohm: \*\*\*\*
> ohm: i go like this to her
> ohm: āi want to suck on your clitā
> ohm: \*\*\*\*[/size]
> [size=1]#23601
> mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?
> Kevyn: Um. Ten bucks?
> mage: no I mean like, WinZip?[/size]
```php
[size=1]#5301
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?
[/size]
```
```php
[size=1]#8102
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
***glome has been kicked by DrWoody (**** you i didn't touch the mother ****ing cookie,***** )
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```
```php
[size=1]#24
women ask for it
they act all old and mature
and then you stick your ****up their***
and they get all ***** y
"I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
[/size]
```
```php
[size=1]#8814
I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
[/size]
```
```php
[size=1]#111338
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O _______ O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
[/size]
```
```php
[size=1]#10958
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#10372
Man i was surfin ****and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the****. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gay ****.
man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
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```
1337 Kirupa:
> **[monduna.com](http://ww38.monduna.com/cgi-bin/misc/l337.pl?page=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kirupa.com)**
>
> This domain may be for sale!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/36 "2003-08-01T18:15:08Z")
1337 maddox
[http://www.monduna.com/cgi-bin/misc/l337.pl?page=http%3A%2F%2Fmaddox.xmission.com](http://www.monduna.com/cgi-bin/misc/l337.pl?page=http%3A%2F%2Fmaddox.xmission.com) i find that funnyā¦
holy crap, that guy in #21516 is stupid. HAHAHA! i nearly died laughing when i read that
oh god, that harry potter thing is hilarious too. REALLY NAStY, but funny.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/37 "2003-08-01T18:27:08Z")
```php
#3630
omg i love this song
Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
blazemore: yeah, that's a bad *** song
#1964
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) **** you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ***, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
#5426
You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
err?
THING
someTHING!
#5523
i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#5300
YOU ALL SUCK DICK
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.
```
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/38 "2003-08-01T18:49:57Z")
> \*Originally posted by norie \*
> \*\*now donāt get me wrong about this girl shes wonderfulā¦sometimes. Itās like talking to a 2 yr old thoughā¦eveything i say goes in one ear and out the other. I think she has a selective hearing loss. \*\*
you know norie, maybe the reason it feels like your talking to a 2 year old is because the girls you date arenāt that much older then two.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/39 "2003-08-01T18:57:14Z")
I think my favorite from that bash site is
> AFK, tornado
š
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/girls-girls-girls/27330/40 "2003-08-01T21:24:51Z")
> \*Originally posted by Digigamer \*
> \*\*you know norie, maybe the reason it feels like your talking to a 2 year old is because the girls you date arenāt that much older then two. \*\*
LMFAO YOU DONāT KNOW HOW TRUE THAT IS!!!
NORIE I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNāT TELL HIM TO SAY THAT.
Have you guys never seen Bash?
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