I just ātransferedā to Kirupa from another rather popular Flash Forum, and I wanted to just make an introduction for myself. After perusing the board, it seems we got a lotta talent here, and I hope to learn as much as I can teach.
With those formalities out of the way, let me express myself here.
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Iām so sick and tired of grandpa touting his victories over me. Sure he beats me at checkers, but I always kick his [radio edit] in full contact karate!
TV has me believing old people are spokesmen for Theme parks, drive big red buses and bust out in mad dance moves while wearing a tuxedo that rides a little too high.
Noā¦ old people have more. MUCH more. They have LIFE ALERT!
Old Lady : āHelp. Iāve fallen, and I canāt get up!ā
Presses Life Alert Bracelet button
Life Alert : āThis is Life Alert, how are you disabled?ā
Old Lady : āIām a democrat. But this isnāt the time nor palce to get into politics, dammit, sonny, didnāt you hear me? Iāve fallen and I canāt get up.ā
Life Alert : āIs there someone else with you, maāam?ā
Old Lady : āJust me and my depends, and I think I just fudged my Huggies.ā
Life Alert : āRoger that.ā to dispatch console āWe got a GravityGrippedGrannie bakin home-made fudge brownies at 4th and main, request law enforcement, med one and Stanley Steamer.ā
Thanks guys. Iām glad to see youāre all getting such great amusement from what Iām saying.
Butā¦uhā¦ Iām not acting. This REALLY IS how I am. Itās a serious medical condition that is only tempered by the loving patience of my family, and Flinstonesā¢ Chewable Morphineā¦