# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (dont miss this one)

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**Created:** [July 24, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hahahahahahahahahah-dont-miss-this-one/156289 "2005-07-24T19:05:25Z")
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### Author: ![Jasninder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Jasninder](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jasninder)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hahahahahahahahahah-dont-miss-this-one/156289/1 "2005-07-24T19:05:25Z")

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by  
people in various places of India.

1. A student’s leave letter:  
“As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the  
class…”

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1. A candidate’s application:  
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an  
accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past Several  
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”

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1. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:  
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.  
Please sanction me one-week leave.

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1. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:  
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not  
return, please grant me half day casual leave”

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1. A leave letter to the headmaster:  
“As I am studying in this school I! am suffering from headache. I  
request you to leave me today”

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1. An incident of a leave letter:  
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

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1. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:  
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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1. A covering note:  
“I am enclosed herewith…”

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1. From H.A.L. Administration dept:  
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please  
grant me 10 days leave.

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1. Actual letter written for application of leave:  
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At  
home I may be granted leave”.

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1. Letter writing:  
“I am in well here and hope you are a! lso in the same well.”

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1. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was  
Performing his daughter’s wedding:  
“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s  
leave…”