# Haikus anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [February 12, 2004, 11:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738 "2004-02-12T11:43:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dessoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed655f/32.png) [@dessoya](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/dessoya)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/1 "2004-02-12T11:43:51Z")
anyone has the time to do some haikus? most popular haiku is probably from fight club: “workerbees can leave, even drones can fly away, the queen is their slave” altough this is not a real haiku (a haiku is normaly a sequence of sentences with 5-7-5 syllables) this is a quite interesting and creative job… anyone open for haiku? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/2 "2004-02-12T11:53:52Z")
so it’s not a haiku because…? I thought something being a haiku relied only on it having 5-7-5 syllables? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/3 "2004-02-12T13:35:03Z")
This is a haiku with seventeen syllables I think it is cool. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/4 "2004-02-12T14:16:34Z")
My bird cannot fly she speaks english very well her wings have been clipped. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/5 "2004-02-12T14:21:08Z")
I went to the park and had lost my cheese sandwich now I can’t find it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/6 "2004-02-12T15:00:46Z")
This forum has its Sixteen year olds who really Piss me off sometimes. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/7 "2004-02-12T15:04:38Z")
Fat \*\*\* Cartman was Not on the school bus today What a big fat \*\*\*\* Can I say that? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/8 "2004-02-12T15:06:11Z")
No you can’t use that since it’s not original please try again, kit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/9 "2004-02-12T15:07:01Z")
I saw a crowbar It tasted rusty and old It needed some salt :disco: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/10 "2004-02-12T16:25:51Z")
fester found crowbar slammed it in some dudes neck pipe limp body hit floor ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/11 "2004-02-12T16:30:18Z")
Handed it to phil to avoid prosecution went back to the woods ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/12 "2004-02-12T17:16:10Z")
My cat eats anything He once ate a white golf ball I hope that he dies ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/13 "2004-02-12T17:20:49Z")
I’m pretty sure the line’s cannot run on :sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/14 "2004-02-12T17:34:39Z")
> \*Originally posted by fester8542 \* > \*\*fester found crowbar > slammed it in some dudes neck pipe > limp body hit floor \*\* > \*\*\*\*, you’re twisted. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/15 "2004-02-12T17:40:30Z")
I do not know why I continue to come here I think I should stop :-/ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/16 "2004-02-12T17:49:29Z")
[http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#howtowritehaiku](http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#howtowritehaiku) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/17 "2004-02-12T17:51:47Z")
Whoa, thanks for those rules man … In the words of Strong Bad: “No idea what were doin. None.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/18 "2004-02-12T18:12:28Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*\*\*\*\*, you’re twisted. \*\* I try 😉 :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/19 "2004-02-12T18:21:14Z")
Pretty blue-gray sky, Come rain down upon all girls Wearing white tee-shrits :thumb: That’s better! … ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/haikus-anyone/42738/20 "2004-02-12T18:25:01Z")
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