# Happy B-Day Dan (telekinesis)

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-b-day-dan-telekinesis/256881>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [April 8, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-b-day-dan-telekinesis/256881 "2008-04-08T13:20:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-b-day-dan-telekinesis/256881/1 "2008-04-08T13:20:45Z")

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Many years ago today, something grew inside of your mother.

…it was [size=12] **YOU!** [/size]

Hope you have a heaping helping of babies today bro. Wash those fetuses down with a few frosties. 🍺