# Happy Caption: Michael Jackson
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391
**Category:** random
**Created:** [November 20, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391 "2002-11-20T01:07:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@lostinbeta](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lostinbeta)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/1 "2002-11-20T01:07:10Z")
“My family loves plastic surgery, even my baby!”
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/2 "2002-11-20T01:45:48Z")
“Even though he was only 3 months old, the young hostage made a break for freedom, knowing that even possible death is preferable to one “tickle fight” with Michael”
Rev:elderly:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/3 "2002-11-20T01:54:20Z")
And a voice from the croud said, “■■■■, ■■■■ dirty apes!”
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/4 "2002-11-20T01:55:06Z")
LMAO!! 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/5 "2002-11-20T02:19:00Z")
\*\*HIS NOSE IS SO,NORMAL! \*\*
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/6 "2002-11-20T02:42:47Z")
“Ha ha ha! Now i have you my pretty!” _do do do do do do do Deeee_
- like wizard of OZ
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/7 "2002-11-20T02:44:20Z")
or this one…
“Billy Jean, You’re not my lover! You just a girl that said i was the one, But the Kid is not my son!”
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/8 "2002-11-20T03:08:26Z")
HAHAHA, Raydreds second one is the best!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/9 "2002-11-20T03:13:24Z")
lol Thanks =) i am honored lol
Yea im always lurking in the back =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/10 "2002-11-20T03:45:51Z")
But I couldn’t resist:
Michael Jackson without makeup…
Rev:elderly:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/11 "2002-11-20T04:01:31Z")
The transformation is complete as Mrs Jackson births her first child as a woman
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/12 "2002-11-20T13:31:40Z")
> The transformation is complete as Mrs Jackson births her first child as a woman
LOL, so true! I wonder what he achieved by getting his entire persona changed. I don’t see his career doing any better. Anyhoo, he looks pretty scary. Kind of like one of the characters on Return of the Apes =)
Cheers!
Kirupa =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/13 "2002-11-20T16:49:33Z")
Actual I find what Michael Jackson has become very sad. What kind of messed up stuff(edited my language for the forum) has to be going on in this guys head to pay to have this done to him self. He sure has falling far from what he was 20 years ago. Very Sad
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/14 "2002-11-20T17:35:38Z")
If Micheal Jackson and Britney Spears had a kid, do you think it would be born with plastic parts?
hmmmmmm…
69 posts…hehe
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/15 "2002-11-20T20:05:07Z")
‘Michael shows off his most recent life partner. This photo was taken at the alter, shortly before michael lifted the vale. The honeymoon will take place at neverland ranch.’
Question: Am i sick for this caption, or is it all Michael’s fault?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/16 "2002-11-21T18:00:28Z")
no amount of psychiatry can save him now… and if you doubt that… then let me show you this again…
I think we should just let the king of pop do his thing, keep our children away from him, and wait for him to die. Then some creepy wack-job can buy _his_ skeleton and put it on display in the foyer of a multi-billion dollar mansion…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/17 "2002-11-21T18:33:07Z")
Skeleton?
You mean his \_plastiken_ \
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/18 "2002-11-21T18:42:34Z")
haha, apparently he was afraid of developing osteoparosis (spell check) in his attempts to become liz taylor, and decided to get his skeleton replaced, but neglected to go the adamantuim route, and instead replaced all of his delecate chalky bone structure with formed plastic created from discarded pieces of cher.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/happy-caption-michael-jackson/8391/19 "2002-11-21T19:06:15Z")
lmao…
“discarded pieces of Cher”
thats funny stuff…